Some people - You could not make it up
Some people - You could not make it up
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pug406

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3,636 posts

282 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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From the Peterborough Evening Telegraph

www.peterboroughet.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=845&ArticleID=971564

CRIME: Man bought laptop but opened box to find milkA MAN bought what he thought to be a laptop computer, but when he got home and opened the box he was amazed to find it contained three litres of milk.
Two men were offering laptops for sale from their Ford van, which was parked on the roadside, close to the Somerfield store, in Eye Road, Peterborough.

Thinking he had a good deal the victim gave the men £150.

When he arrived home he opened the box to find three cartons of milk where the computer should have been.

The men were selling the fake goods on Friday afternoon.

Iain Allan, from Cambridgeshire police crime management unit, said: "This is another example of someone being conned into buying something.

"Never buy anything from someone you do not trust.

"If you see a trickster, I advise you to report him to the police straight away."

Anyone with information on conmen should call police on 0845 456 4564 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.

off_again

13,917 posts

263 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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I bet he thought that it was perfectly leggit and wasnt stolen at all.......

targarama

14,780 posts

312 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Serves him right.

Hilts

4,684 posts

311 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Laptop for 150 notes, bet he thought he was on a winner until he opened the box then the deal went sour.

:groansmiley:

rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Nasty Crim said:


Lap-top, nar mate I distinctly said goldtop, 3 pint a gold top, not 3 gig a laptop!

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Stupid thing is you can get perfectly good Pentium III sub notebooks on ebay for £150...

UKBoB

16,277 posts

294 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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I once paid £500 for 2 litres of coke (cola that is) Obviously they were dodgy characters, selling laptops it seemed (thoroughly tested by me, I carefully watched them put it back into the case before giving it right back to me) ... I just wasnt expecting the old switcheroo, which I hasten to add was very professionally done!

Its an easy mistake to make, if you're not expecting/aware of the switcheroo gag. Not all victims are complete muppets.

Wacky Racer

41,244 posts

276 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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And I bet the milk was sour.......

rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Wacky Racer said:
And I bet the milk was sour.......


...but if it was I'll bet that he isn't the kind of pu$$y to drink it.

vetteheadracer

8,273 posts

282 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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I would be a bit worried if my laptop made a sloshing sound!

jacko lah

3,297 posts

278 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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You don't get owt fer nowght ! Greed is the saviour of the CONMAN.

Incidently I've asked people if they can prove an item belongs to them, when using Ebay and you'd be surprised by the response. I don't want to be done for handling stolen goods, so can you prove that you got it legitimately ? A simple : I'm breaking a car and I can photocopy the V5 if you want. would be enough to satisfy me, but you'd have thought that I were accusing them of something.

Davel

8,982 posts

287 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooove on please!

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Oh come on, pull the udder one!

The old switcheroo eh? Did the laptop go pasteurise?

pzero64

2,144 posts

270 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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lotuslad said:
Did the laptop go pasteurise?


dds1

1,407 posts

287 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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jesus you lot are milking this one

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Come on then. If you've got the bottle!

Sorry, I didn't mean to lait the jokes on so thick.