Where to set off bombs?
Where to set off bombs?
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UKBoB

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

294 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Smoke bombs, marine issue. Ive STILL got 2, they are massive(!) as big as computers, I hear they billow smoke like crazy for 20 minutes but we cant think of any good places to detonate them without attracting the unwanted attention of the bib or the public

julianhj

8,868 posts

291 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Early one morning in a big park somewhere? If it's coloured smoke then no real issues?

julianhj

8,868 posts

291 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Hey, you're local to me. I reckon Ditchling Beacon, Devil's Dyke or Chanctonbury Ring would all be top spots if it's a cloudless dawn. Let me know when, I'll bring my camera!

Dr Strangelove

419 posts

262 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Ozzy Osbournes back garden

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Shopping centre car park


*sniggers*

julianhj

8,868 posts

291 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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parrot of doom said:
Shopping centre car park


*sniggers*



Churchill Square Mall, main atrium (outside the 'Must Have IT' shop), 1pm, this saturday. Wear some good running shoes

I'll bring my video camera

>> Edited by julianhj on Tuesday 15th March 23:02

thebluemonkey

1,296 posts

269 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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parrot of doom said:
Shopping centre car park


*sniggers*


Why bother with the car park, a large covered space seems excellent.

lanciachris

3,357 posts

270 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Public loo. Imagine strolling out 'id give it a couple of minutes if i were you', with smoke billowing from it

Deltafox

3,839 posts

261 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Save em for a rainy day....youll be glad you did.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

268 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Downing Street

hedders

24,460 posts

276 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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London Underground...

markmullen

15,877 posts

263 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Campsite at le mans?

agent006

12,058 posts

293 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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Your open car boot, whilst doing VMAX round the M25. Might even catch up with your own smoke if you're quick.

YarisSi

1,538 posts

273 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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I was thinking about this the other day but could think of no reason to actually do it and although fun people would just think I was a noob.

Cyberhuss

923 posts

264 months

Tuesday 15th March 2005
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have you got Mil Spec Mk4 Grey Screening Grenades with fly off lever? or are they Simfires? what kind of Pyro's are they?

agent006

12,058 posts

293 months

Wednesday 16th March 2005
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Maybe a pyrotechnics company would give you some beer tokens for them.

>> Edited by agent006 on Wednesday 16th March 00:03

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Wednesday 16th March 2005
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Brilliant, you owe it to every red blooded male in Britain to do something silly and spectacular with them. Record the evidence.

If I come to BTAP, remind me to tell the thunderflash stories. (I won't on here, as it is evidence)

wedg1e

27,034 posts

294 months

Wednesday 16th March 2005
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A mate of mine who shall remain nameless, but let's call him Jez , spent some time living in benders in Wales, mooching round the country with the so-called 'peace convoy' etc. etc.
Anyway he and a couple of mates decided that if there was a Police raid, they might 'need' some munitions. So they acquired various nitrates and so on, and mixed them up in appropriate proportions (no doubt found a recipe in a public library in Llangollen or somewhere equally unpronounceable ) and then looked around for a suitable container.
They settled for a length of tube that was the handle of an ASDA shopping trolley. They packed the tube, flattened the ends, installed a fuse, then lit a spliff or three.
Suitably inspired, they set off on a Suzuki 850 to find a target. In a quiet Welsh village there was a phone box. Not any more.
The lads thought that a loud bang and some broken glass might ensue; they didn't bargain on the broken glass being in the houses a hundred yards away. The phone box collapsed in a pile of shattered cast iron as the door was blown into a field.
Once they'd got back to the camp, ever-more daring and malicious schemes were brewed, and plans laid to produce more explosive.
Jez sneaked out and buried the remainder of the mix and refused to partake any further, but I suspect that when at a later date he was dragged from a coach and beaten-up by the Police, he may have wondered whether he did the right thing.

O-

7,585 posts

279 months

Wednesday 16th March 2005
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Drop it off in the middle of the city somewhere.

apache

39,731 posts

313 months

Wednesday 16th March 2005
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Ah sodium nitrate, I and a couple of pals were past masters of using this stuff to good effect, we invented the rotary flying beer can, the anti personel camping gas canister, projectiles that would punch through a tree, exploding rail rods etc. We collapsed a cliff, blew windows out in a council estate, severed the mains to some poor bastards bungalow and nearly killed a policeman. Those were the days