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Five surgeons are discussing who the best patients to operate on are.
The first says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside is colour-coded."
The third says, "No, I really think librarians are the best - everything
is in alphabetical order."
The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like Fitters ... those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the
job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth shut them all up." You're all wrong. Managers are the
easiest to operate on. I would go on, but I cant remember the punchline
The first says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside is colour-coded."
The third says, "No, I really think librarians are the best - everything
is in alphabetical order."
The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like Fitters ... those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the
job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth shut them all up." You're all wrong. Managers are the
easiest to operate on. I would go on, but I cant remember the punchline
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