I hope this is allowed

[simpo two]

An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller:

"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!

[Mrs Fish]

Very good, but it belongs in the SC Joke thread, so unfortunately.......