Fake Condoms - Be afraid...

[Dr Strangelove]

...be very afraid.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4357369.stm

[NikB]

That's a bit of a cock up.

[crazydave]

That could be a bit of a problem since I tend to buy in bulk.

[vixpy1]

Condoms... What a passion killer

[pzero64]

Fake condoms? What is this world coming to?

[crazydave]

pzero64 said:

Fake condoms? What is this world coming to?

Its knees

[dds1]

vixpy1 said:

Condoms... What a passion killer

I wouldn't worry too much about safe sex mate, your hand is unlikely to be carrying diseases

[YarisSi]

Posh W**k

[iaint]

YarisSi said:

Posh W**k

come again?

[JagLover]

mungo said:

dds1 said: vixpy1 said: Condoms... What a passion killer I wouldn't worry too much about safe sex mate, your hand is unlikely to be carrying diseases

Damn beaten to it

[love machine]

vixpy1 said:

Condoms... What a passion killer

I try not to use them for that reason, it's like trying to dismantle a Weber using oven gloves. I would rather have a wank, to be quite honest.

[jimothy]

love machine said:

I try not to use them for that reason, it's like trying to dismantle a Weber using oven gloves. I would rather have a wank, to be quite honest.

Pop quiz - Kylie wants it from you bad, but only if you wear a rubber.

Miss Minogue or Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters?

[lotuslad]

jimothy said:

love machine said: I try not to use them for that reason, it's like trying to dismantle a Weber using oven gloves. I would rather have a wank, to be quite honest. Pop quiz - Kylie wants it from you bad, but only if you wear a rubber. Miss Minogue or Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters?

Is that a line from Speed?

[minimax]

jimothy said:

love machine said: I try not to use them for that reason, it's like trying to dismantle a Weber using oven gloves. I would rather have a wank, to be quite honest. Pop quiz - Kylie wants it from you bad, but only if you wear a rubber. Miss Minogue or Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters?

miss minogue!!!!!!!

[pzero64]

jimothy said:

Miss Minogue or Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters?

Would she watch

[crazydave]

How about Kylie giving the mrs palm and her five daughters?

[lotuslad]

It would be criminal not to involve her fundament in some way though

[jimothy]

lotuslad said:

It would be criminal not to involve her fundament in some way though

I'd want a rubber to do that - be picking sweetcorn out your helmet for weeks afterwards.

[lotuslad]

I'll pick it out myself, but thanks for the offer

[MilnerR]

crazydave said:

That could be a bit of a problem since I tend to buy in bulk.

What? Packs of 12? 1 for every month