Feckin Pi$$ed off!

[vetteheadracer]

Landed at Birmingham at 7:30 tonight, took the muppets 40 minutes for my bag to turn up

Left the airport to find the slip road onto the A45 was shut, no problem took the diversion to the M42 roundabout.
Went around the roundabout to join the M42 Westbound to find the sliproad is closed there too
Had to take about a 20 mile detour as there were no diversion signs
Eventually walked in the door at 10 p.m.

Found that my builder who was supposed to have fitted all the skirtboards in the house hasn't and the electrician who was supposed to have finished the electrics on Monday, hasn't done a thing

Tried to get into Paypal to pay for my latest Ebay purchase and it keeps bouncing back to the sign-in page

Feckin Pi$$ed off......

Ah! Thanks for listening......

[wedg1e]

Things could be worse... you could have a cock like a mouse.

[vixpy1]

wedg1e said:

Things could be worse... you could have a cock like a mouse.

Did'nt know it was confession time?

[vetteheadracer]

What, small grey and furry, with ears a tail and big teeth?

Nope, just check it is none of the above

[alexkp]

vixpy1 said:

wedg1e said: Things could be worse... you could have a cock like a mouse. Did'nt know it was confession time?

You wish to confess to this too?

[vixpy1]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Oh No!

[Trooper2]

wedg1e said:

Things could be worse... you could have a cock like a mouse.

I once bought a birthday card for a chap at work. It had on the cover a mouse swinging from the gallows and read "It's a good thing your nice"....

Inside it read, "because you are hung like a mouse".

[jaytee368]

wedg1e said:

Things could be worse... you could have a cock like a mouse.

You don't know Nigel then???!!!

[richardthestag]

wedg1e said:

Things could be worse... you could have a cock like a mouse.

No more like a baked potato with coleslaw filling

[jacko lah]

vetteheadracer said:

Landed at Birmingham at 7:30 tonight, took the muppets 40 minutes for my bag to turn up Eventually walked in the door at 10 p.m.

I once landed at East Midlands instead of birmingham, my bag was still in luxemburg, from not catching up with me on the way there 2 days earlier, when the connection at Brussels was 10 mins instead of 2 hours.

So instead of getting in to birmingham about 6pm I land about a hours drive away at 7pm. Lufthansa then spend an hour negotiating steps and eventually at about 11 pm a coach comes to take us to Brum. Instead of taking an hour it takes 2, but then again if you are stupid and go the wrong way it would. Once at Brum I get a taxi driver, who insists the best way to Rednal is NOT via any motorway or A road, and drives via shirley, hollywood, kingsnorton etc. Eventually I get home and I roll into work the next day about 9.30 and my boss thinks he'll give me a bollocking for being late.

Oh my bag arrives at my house 3 days later.