Cool Martial Arts Stories

[UKBoB]

We've all heard them, who has any good martial arts stories to share. Along the lines of girl beats up 4 bouncers who took the piss etc.

I know good teachers are not egotistical, and martial arts is about defence, but those kinds of stories still have their entertainment value

[Hilts]

Here's a good uriken strike of some pimp getting owned by an instructor, textbook stuff.

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[shirepro]

Not exactly MA, but a few years ago my daughter and her girlie friends were on a railway station late at night after a night out and were robbed by a group of men after mobile phones and cash. Unfortunately they had chosen the Nottingham Ladies rugby team who kicked their arses (go Casuals!) ! I was going to give it to the press but there may still be outstanding assault charges!

[Raify]

I read one in the Times a while ago. 8 month old woman is walking home in Thailand when some scrote attacks her.

Unfortunately for him, she was a black belt Taekwon Do, and proceeded to kick seven shades of merde out of him.

Passers-by found him quietly sobbing to himself in the gutter and took him to casualty

If you're after proper tales, I can recommend this

[AlexH]

Raify said:

I read one in the Times a while ago. 8 month old woman is walking home in Thailand when some scrote attacks her. Unfortunately for him, she was a black belt Taekwon Do, and proceeded to kick seven shades of merde out of him. Passers-by found him quietly sobbing to himself in the gutter and took him to casualty If you're after proper tales, I can recommend this

That is very impressive for an 8 month old!

[Raify]

AlexH said:

Raify said: I read one in the Times a while ago. 8 month old woman is walking home in Thailand when some scrote attacks her. Unfortunately for him, she was a black belt Taekwon Do, and proceeded to kick seven shades of merde out of him. Passers-by found him quietly sobbing to himself in the gutter and took him to casualty If you're after proper tales, I can recommend this That is very impressive for an 8 month old!

D'oh! I meant 8 months pregnant!!

[WildfireS3]

My Kempo Instructor's Assistant was at one time a petite Blonde Lady, who after going to a night club was taken down a dark alley by to guys. She obviously knew what they wanted. She then proceeded to hospitalise both of them for a week. When asked why she replied along the lines of: "If it wasn't me then it would be someone else who may not have been able to defend themselves."

Danm Right IMHO!

I know a too many to recount though.

[shadowninja]

WildfireS3 said:

My Kempo Instructor's Assistant was at one time a petite Blonde Lady, who after going to a night club was taken down a dark alley by to guys. She obviously knew what they wanted. She then proceeded to hospitalise both of them for a week. When asked why she replied along the lines of: "If it wasn't me then it would be someone else who may not have been able to defend themselves."