Snowman joke

[shirepro]

Two snowmen in a field.

One says " can you smell carrots?"

Made me howl.

[vixpy1]

Q. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
A. Because, he saw the snowblower coming up the street.

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Anything about snowballs?

[vixpy1]

Once upon a time. Little Red Riding Hood's mother (being concerned about the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket.
One summer day while on the way to her grandmothers house, a big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled "I'm going to fk your brains out!"

Little Red pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied: "Oh no you're not, you're going to eat me like the story says."

[PetrolTed]

Jokes on the Sean Connery thread please.

[shirepro]

Two cannibals eating a clown and one says

" Does this taste funny to you?"