How to promote your own business:
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UKBoB

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16,277 posts

294 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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Slag it off, then sing its praises?

www.magicalimage.co.uk/webdesign.htm

charlescrawley

968 posts

281 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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Website said:
We discuss you requirements and produce what is best for you, If we feel the internet is not for you, we will tell you so, and we will discuss what you need to do to make a web site work for you.

Once your requirements are established, we will design you site. If necessary we can provide the photography as well, as a good photograph is more important that words,


Hmmm, would you spend five pence with this lot??

docevi1

10,430 posts

277 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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unfortunately there are hundreds of these sort of companies springing up where people like me decide they'd like to give it a go in their spare time. Problem is most of the ones I have seen go against every design rule and principle in the book whilst touting they are a "proffessional and admired" company. There was one recently who has taken on a large contract (making a large and complicated website with a client who doesn't really know what she wants) whose portfolio is a bit of a joke and the things he is suggesting are incredible. It's hard trying to give independent advice whilst not slandering his company!

Of course the real problem with the creation of hundreds of smaller design houses is the truly decent induviduals who understand exactly what is needed are few and far between and the percentage is getting diluted to even further depths.

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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Why the Autotrader-style photos of 4x4s?

srebbe64

13,021 posts

266 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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docevi1 said:
unfortunately there are hundreds of these sort of companies springing up where people like me decide they'd like to give it a go in their spare time. Problem is most of the ones I have seen go against every design rule and principle in the book whilst touting they are a "proffessional and admired" company. There was one recently who has taken on a large contract (making a large and complicated website with a client who doesn't really know what she wants) whose portfolio is a bit of a joke and the things he is suggesting are incredible. It's hard trying to give independent advice whilst not slandering his company!

Of course the real problem with the creation of hundreds of smaller design houses is the truly decent induviduals who understand exactly what is needed are few and far between and the percentage is getting diluted to even further depths.


My nephew, who's still at school and loves computers, has shown real entrepreneurial flair. In summary, he surfs the net looking for really badly designed and worded web-sites. He then spends a few evenings completely designing a new web-site for the company concerned. When he's happy with it, he gets the email address of the MD and emails him a link to his (redisigned) web-site, saying "it's your for two hundred quid". He can easily do two a week, one of which (on average) he'll sell. So he's earning £10k a year from his bedroom, while also indulging in a hobby which he enjoys. He's a good lad.

ge2

298 posts

278 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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srebbe64 said:

docevi1 said:
unfortunately there are hundreds of these sort of companies springing up where people like me decide they'd like to give it a go in their spare time. Problem is most of the ones I have seen go against every design rule and principle in the book whilst touting they are a "proffessional and admired" company. There was one recently who has taken on a large contract (making a large and complicated website with a client who doesn't really know what she wants) whose portfolio is a bit of a joke and the things he is suggesting are incredible. It's hard trying to give independent advice whilst not slandering his company!

Of course the real problem with the creation of hundreds of smaller design houses is the truly decent induviduals who understand exactly what is needed are few and far between and the percentage is getting diluted to even further depths.



My nephew, who's still at school and loves computers, has shown real entrepreneurial flair. In summary, he surfs the net looking for really badly designed and worded web-sites. He then spends a few evenings completely designing a new web-site for the company concerned. When he's happy with it, he gets the email address of the MD and emails him a link to his (redisigned) web-site, saying "it's your for two hundred quid". He can easily do two a week, one of which (on average) he'll sell. So he's earning £10k a year from his bedroom, while also indulging in a hobby which he enjoys. He's a good lad.



In a word, brilliant!

elms

1,954 posts

281 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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Thats great

Give him 5 yrs and he will be on the Sunday Times Rich List

srebbe64

13,021 posts

266 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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anonymous said:
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Wrong - give him 18 months and he'll be working for me. That's the plan!!

shadowninja

79,992 posts

311 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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I hope he doesn't read this site... his ego will have exploded and have a gravitational effect on the planet

Well done to him

simpo two

92,670 posts

294 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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Christ, that bloke is illiterate - his sites are not only badly-spelled but visually dreadful. Probably 17y/o and a product of Blair-schooling.

The good thing is: it makes me feel professional!

UKBoB

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

294 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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srebbe64 said:
My nephew, who's still at school and loves computers, has shown real entrepreneurial flair. In summary, he surfs the net looking for really badly designed and worded web-sites. He then spends a few evenings completely designing a new web-site for the company concerned. When he's happy with it, he gets the email address of the MD and emails him a link to his (redisigned) web-site, saying "it's your for two hundred quid". He can easily do two a week, one of which (on average) he'll sell. So he's earning £10k a year from his bedroom, while also indulging in a hobby which he enjoys. He's a good lad.

Well done your nephew!!

Im still laughing at the opening statments on the website...

"Warning web sites are a waste of money!

This unfortunately is the reality many businesses face after spending thousands of £s by jumping onto the internet bandwagon, only to find no return for their investment.

But! It can be different, that's where we can help "