2nd Wednesday caption contest

[imperialism2024]

I'll just lump these together...

A)

B)

C)

Perhaps I'll be a little more creative after I get some sleep....

[Trooper2]

A) Sister Ellen gets some payback for sister Mary losing her Rosary Beads.





B) This poor chap didn't realize he was about to get his head kissed off.





C) Honey when I said "I want a Cheetah for off- roading I meant a Lamborghini".

>> Edited by Trooper2 on Wednesday 30th March 06:04

[Trooper2]

Alternate for B):

The Polar bear is thinking - I eat raw seal guts and it's his breath that stinks.

[scared but happy]

B) Nah sorry I cant come clubbing tonight im washing my fur.

[einion yrth]

b) Can I get a flake wiv that, like?

[Corin Denton]

1)The St Marys coke-dealing turf war was spiraling out of control.

2)Now, about that porridge?

3)Tarquin, when I said take the Jag to polo this isn't quite what I had in mind lovey!

[crazydave]

1. All I said was this lump of fish was good enough for Jahovah.

2. You know when your kerb crawling habit has reached a new low.

3. They were particularly pleased to find out their landrover was environmentaly friendly and had a "cat".

[maxf]

c) New pedestrian safety regulations made Jaguar replace their traditional bonnet badge for something softer.

or

c) Stop complaning woman - you wanted a Jaguar, I got you a Jaguar.