Madness.......

[ApexClipper]

How close to proper insanity do you think you are?

I mean, we must all have undercurrents of in us, so how much propensity do YOU think you have to go properly insane?!

[Lois]

Well you know what they say about midwives so I reccon I'm pretty up there!

[Alex]

Going "up there" is part of a midwive's job, isn't it?

[nervous]

no, youre thinking of taxidermists. though its always good to keep your hand in.

[Wildfire]

Well I reckon I'm pretty much almost there. I talk constantly, and when no one's around I talk to inanimate objects, computers, cars and often myself.

When I was at Uni and my girlfriend was staying over. After a few days she asked if I always talked to myself when I was working? Honestly I didn't even realise I was doing it.

[Plotloss]

Hatstand.

[ApexClipper]

See, that's what I'm talkin' about!

I talk to myself too, ok - not full blown conversations with an invisible 3rd party though!



(I think!)

[GingerNinja]

I'm a alien, I'm a alien.

[Incorrigible]

I'm sane, they even gave me a certificate that confirms it when they let me out

[maxf]

I've wondered this before! I could exhibit a few signs I recon - hopefully not all at once though. The other day at work I wrote my name on my desk in poo with my pants on my head... which was nice

[beano500]

I went to Paris








Jumped into the river








They tell me I'm in Seine

[wolves_wanderer]

beano500 said:

I went to Paris Jumped into the river They tell me I'm in Seine

Well, I never jumped in a river in Egypt that's for sure.

[UKBob]

ApexClipper said:

See, that's what I'm talkin' about! I talk to myself too, ok - not full blown conversations with an invisible 3rd party though! (I think!)

I had full a blown conversation with spiritual beings whom I thought were trying to tell me something whilst we were chilling out on a skate board ramp one night. Admitedly it was years ago, and we were tripping on acid but I spoke back to them if that counts

[GingerNinja]

wolves_wanderer said:

Well, I never jumped in a river in Egypt that's for sure.

..oh I think you did, but you're clearly in denial.

[beano500]

Jamaica?

[mrmaggit]

No, she wanted to go. Boom, boom.

[nervous]

wibble.

[MilnerR]

anonymous said:

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That explains various aspects of my sisters behaviour. What's even more frightening is seeing her out with her work mates. 10 drunken midwives in their late 30s /early 40s! They can reduce the most self confident bloke to a gibbering nervous wreck within minutes

How close am i to insanity? Not as close as i'd like to be!

[srebbe64]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Pretty up where?

[nervous]