Prwesent ideas

[scruffy]

She's a mate of my girlfriend.

Likes Habitat stuff.

Likes kitchen stuff.

Any suggestions...

...I've already thought about getting her pregant

[vixpy1]

WHOCT?

[JagLover]

Birthday threesome

[UKBob]

JagLover said:

Birthday threesome

...In the kitchen

[TeamD]

Is that [I]Prwesent[/I] as in [I]Wabbit[/I]

[wolves_wanderer]

scruffy said:

She's a mate of my girlfriend. Likes Habitat stuff. Likes kitchen stuff. Any suggestions...

Save your money and get your bird to buy her a present, it's her mate.

[scruffy]

Yup - subliminal reference to her cute breasts.

I spelt pregnant wrong in the orighional though!!!

[scruffy]

wolves_wanderer said:

Save your money and get your bird to buy her a present, it's her mate.

My girlfriend is buying...

just want some suggestions from the most intellegent and creative people in the world...

[mrmaggit]

And you ask us?

[srebbe64]

scruffy said:

She's a mate of my girlfriend. Likes Habitat stuff. Likes kitchen stuff. Any suggestions... ...I've already thought about getting her pregant

Umm... How about some kitchen stuff from Habitat - just an "off the wall" idea.

[lotuslad]

Anything by Alessi usually goes down well

[vixpy1]

scruffy said:

...I've already thought about getting her pregant

Ooooh, if youre bird ever finds PH..

[Davel]

Crotchless panties?

[vixpy1]

Davel said:

Crotchless panties?

It really worries me when people almost as old as my parents are talking about crotchless panties!!!!

[JagLover]

Slightly off topic but whenever we meet up with the attractive single friends of my wife i always end up thinking of a threesome.

>> Edited by JagLover on Thursday 31st March 16:16

[vixpy1]

JagLover said:

Slightly off topic but whenever we meet up with the attractive single friends of my wife i always end up thinking of a threesome. >> Edited by JagLover on Thursday 31st March 16:16

You're another one who's for the high jump if your wife ever finds PH...

You lot never learn..

Are you 3 ways?

[titiany]

15 replies and only one sensible suggestion.




Lotuslad - what's wrong with you!!!

[lotuslad]

Sorry

I meant, er, a hooker always goes down well

[simpo two]

How about a nice LCD TV that folds down from under the kitchen units?

Or if that's too much, a sexy coffee machine.

[vixpy1]

simpo two said:

Or if that's too much, a sexy coffee machine.

How the FK is a coffee machine sexy?