You know you're really going grey when.....

[srebbe64]

...you get out of the shower with wet hair and it still looks grey(ish).

Something definitely happens when you reach forty - and I think colouring the old mop is a cop-out. Apart from the fact everyone would laugh at me - starting with my beautiful wife, who looks younger every day.

[scared but happy]

Gray....yes
I also have the Macdonalds look. lean over spot and the "M"

[Jaglover]

I think you are definitely getting old when you turn into a Victor Meldrew and scatter ball bearings on a beach to fool metal detectors.



Ps-Your wife reads PH's doesn't she

[Rob_F]

You're lucky pal, my hair's already running away from my face and i'm only 19

Rob.

[srebbe64]

Jaglover said:

I think you are definitely getting old when you turn into a Victor Meldrew and scatter ball bearings on a beach to fool metal detectors. Ps-Your wife reads PH's doesn't she

Don't get me going about the beachleaches - bunch of lowly chavs, enjoying other people's mysery. Regarding the wife, if she read PH my life wouldn't be worth living. In fact, it might be one of them Metal Detector chappies that dig me out of a shallow grave having detected my belt buckle. They'd have the last laugh - perish that thought!

[jmorgan]

You don't loos hair, it just sinks down to your ears and nose and toes

[Lois]

I bet ginger people can't wait to go grey

[Frik]

anonymous said:

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Oi!

[vixpy1]

Ok, so the thought of Ted in Jodpurs has now been surpassed by Srebbe getting out of the Shower..


How will Lois ever cope with those two thoughts!

[Jaglover]

vixpy1 said:

Ok, so the thought of Ted in Jodpurs has now been surpassed by Srebbe getting out of the Shower.. How will Lois ever cope with those two thoughts!

We are warping her fragile young mind

[Hilts]

I feel for you srebbe, this hot woman I'm having an affair with is always complaining about her husband's grey hair...even when he comes out of the shower, but she sticks with him as he has his own company, is loaded and has a TVR.

[Mannginger]

anonymous said:

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Christ I'd look a bit daft with grey hair! Ginger is good!

Phil

[Jaglover]

Mannginger said:

anonymous said: [redacted] Christ I'd look a bit daft with grey hair! Ginger is good! Phil

Is this the right time to mention that they voted Prince Harry the number 1 celebrity 'minger' because he is a 'ginger Tosser'

[peterpeter]

...when you are up this early writing posts.

[Mannginger]

Jaglover said:

Is this the right time to mention that they voted Prince Harry the number 1 celebrity 'minger' because he is a 'ginger Tosser'

Ah...

Phil

[Lois]

Jaglover said:

vixpy1 said: Ok, so the thought of Ted in Jodpurs has now been surpassed by Srebbe getting out of the Shower.. How will Lois ever cope with those two thoughts! We are warping her fragile young mind

mmm Ted in Jods

[PatHeald]

Hilts said:

I feel for you srebbe, this hot woman I'm having an affair with is always complaining about her husband's grey hair...even when he comes out of the shower, but she sticks with him as he has his own company, is loaded and has a TVR.

Cheers

Pat

[cosmoschick]

Hilts said:

...but she sticks with him as he has his own company, is loaded and has an Aston Martin.

That's more like it!

Edited for: Those girls who already have their own Tiv!

[PatHeald]

cosmoschick said:

Hilts said: ...but she sticks with him as he has his own company, is loaded and has an Aston Martin. That's more like it! Edited for: Those girls who already have their own Tiv!

Hmm.

More Fee Earning and less Pistonheads required if I'm ever going to impress you....

Cheers

Pat

[cosmoschick]

PatHeald said:

More Fee Earning and less Pistonheads required if I'm ever going to impress you....

And a cellar full of expensive Shiraz...