How to get Vixpy a bird

[beaconbouy]

Why don't you host a "model" laden rollingroad day! All the tooty will have you off you're botty and ing with a hottie.

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Well here to get the balls, err ball rolling


Snatch the Mitsi owner's girl when he isn't looking.

[turbobloke]

beaconbouy said:

Snatch the Mitsi owner's girl

is that really her name??

[titiany]

turbobloke said:

beaconbouy said: Snatch the Mitsi owner's girl is that really her name??

Nasty

I was about to suggest that Vixp would prefer a classier type of laydee....








but then again, he probably wouldn't mind

[MilnerR]

titiany said:

Nasty I was about to suggest that Vixp would prefer a classier type of laydee.... but then again, he probably wouldn't mind

Always be realistic when it comes to members of the opposite sex, I have a strict criteria that i always stick to:

1) Full set of limbs
2) A pulse


I'm negotiable on the limbs but i stick to my guns regarding number 2

[minimax]

MilnerR said:

titiany said: Nasty I was about to suggest that Vixp would prefer a classier type of laydee.... but then again, he probably wouldn't mind Always be realistic when it comes to members of the opposite sex, I have a strict criteria that i always stick to: 1) Full set of limbs 2) A pulse I'm negotiable on the limbs but i stick to my guns regarding number 2

I suspect that vixpy's criteria stops at the mirror test

[Scoobz]

I'm not sure there is even a test...

[Jaglover]

We will need a tranquiliser dart

[titiany]

Jaglover said:

We will need a tranquiliser dart

[vixpy1]

Oi, I'm quite capable of getting my own birds thanks!

[beaconbouy]

vixpy1 said:

Oi, I'm quite capable of getting my own birds thanks!

Oh though you might need a leg up,sorry over to raise your game.

[titiany]

beaconbouy said:

Oh though you might need a leg up,sorry over to raise your game.

I'm not laughing Vixpy - honest!!!

[vixpy1]

titiany said:

beaconbouy said: Oh though you might need a leg up,sorry over to raise your game. I'm not laughing Vixpy - honest!!!

[2 Smokin Barrels]

What about Sarah?

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[titiany]

[Pulsatingstar]

vixpy1 said:

Oi, I'm quite capable of getting my own birds thanks!

Heh how ungrateful. Ill have help if he doesnt want it

[406]

vixpy1 said:

Oi, I'm quite capable of getting my own birds thanks!

Well your taking your time. How about Natasha

[planetdave]

vixpy1 said:

Oi, I'm quite capable of getting my own birds thanks!

Put__the__shotgun__down.


Walk__away__slowly.


: edit bloody Teds' auto compressor spoiling my attempt at humour there. Bastard!

>> Edited by planetdave on Monday 4th April 22:08

[rich1231]

vixpy1 said:

Oi, I'm quite capable of getting my own birds thanks!

Only if they take visa :-)

>> Edited by rich1231 on Monday 4th April 22:04

[vixpy1]

Or ACCESS...

Bugger, that joke does'nt work anymore!

[catso]

We could always have a whip round........

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