9 days of freedom - what to do!

[jimothy]

Following on from the 24 hours thread...

My missus fly's home to Africa for 2 weeks tomorrow night. I've taken next week off work.

This means I have 9 days to myself with no commitments (apart from a PH curry night on Friday).

What great ways are there of enjoying such a long time of freedom?

BTW - no need to suggest , I'm picking up the car on Saturday with a few mods on it so obviously I'll be doing lots of this!

[Paul.B]

Get that decorating done?

Paul.B

[randlemarcus]

Move, then buy that Sagaris...

[mxdi]

Make sure you plan something for everyday, else the TV, net and GT4 will look very attractive. They are all black holes, you will relaise at 11pm what you have done with yourself for the day!

[SuckMyChrsitmas]

"9 days of freedom - what to do!"

Indiscriminate killing spree?

[jimothy]

SuckMyChrsitmas said:

"9 days of freedom - what to do!" Indiscriminate killing spree?

I'm noticing a pattern with your posts , and its starting to scare me...

[z1000]

Don't do what I did last weekend , ordered a porn movie on the sky box........got a letter from them yesterday congratulating me on my purchase

twats

[titiany]

Don't waste it! Make sure you turn the house into a hell hole, kill all the house plants, and eat takeaway, drink beer, and have copious mates round.

By the time you've done all that you'll be wanting the missus back, and then you can spend the next 2 weeks catching up on things

After she's tidied up, of course

[SuckMyChrsitmas]

jimothy said:

SuckMyChrsitmas said: "9 days of freedom - what to do!" Indiscriminate killing spree? I'm noticing a pattern with your posts , and its starting to scare me...

Yeah, it's my answer for everything.

[jimothy]

titiany said:

After she's tidied up, of course

You don't know my missus obviously. I'm actually relishing the idea of tidying up myself and having a clean flat for the first time since she moved in!

[lotuslad]

May I suggest a 48-hour mash-up in London of rock star proportions?

[chim_knee]

z1000 said:

Don't do what I did last weekend , ordered a porn movie on the sky box........got a letter from them yesterday congratulating me on my purchase twats

[lotuslad]

z1000 said:

Don't do what I did last weekend , ordered a porn movie on the sky box........got a letter from them yesterday congratulating me on my purchase twats

They would have sent someone round to shake your hand, but there were no volunteers

[cotty]

jimothy said:

What great ways are there of enjoying such a long time of freedom?

could spend the time looking for a decent divorse lawyer

[jimothy]

cotty said:

could spend the time looking for a decent divorse lawyer

Luckily she's only my girfriend so changing the locks would do the trick!

[lotuslad]

You could call the Home Office and warn them that she's a drug trafficker - should buy you an extra couple of days off when she's detained upon her return. With luck, she'll be inspired by the intimate search from the girlie customs officer too

[jimothy]

She's a white person visiting Zimbabwe. Might be easier to let their customs know she's a traffiker (sp) so I get an even longer break!

Like the thought of the girlie customs intimate search though...

[ledger]

jimothy said:

She's a white person visiting Zimbabwe. Might be easier to let their customs know she's a traffiker (sp) so I get an even longer break! Like the thought of the girlie customs intimate search though...

oh yeah, cos those female customs officers are all babes aren't they

[lotuslad]

Shh, don't spoil it. I once saw a documentary involving a women's prison with a disproportionate number of lesbian inmates and staff, and a very stern attitude towards punishment. In fact those truncheons barely saw a quiet moment. And I have to say, there must have been a fit bird crimewave judging by the inmates.

[jimothy]

cotty said:

could spend the time looking for a decent divorse lawyer

Don't need to. We've just parted ways. She's taken most of her stuff and will collect the rest after her holiday.

Ted - can you put a filter up to stop me getting drunk and posting depressing threads about how miserable I am...