How do you get dog to sh1t?

[vrooom]

I am looking after baby dog, about 6 months old, for my friend.

I need go to sleep, I cant wait for him to sh1t outside all night?

Cant I shove a laxatives pill into this dog's mouth? or giving this dog a demostration?

any suggestion?

Jay

[mybrainhurts]

Go for a demonstration in the street.....

[jessica]

vrooom said:

I am looking after baby dog, about 6 months old, for my friend. I need go to sleep, I cant wait for him to sh1t outside all night? Cant I shove a laxatives pill into this dog's mouth? or giving this dog a demostration? any suggestion? Jay

most dogs deficate after excercise
u have two suggestions here
You either take him for a runand praise him for no2's when they arrive.
or you wait till he looks like he needs a no2 usually after eating and take him out and then praise.
I saythis after years of trying to teach a rescue dog to go outside.
he 11 now he just learnt

[Pigeon]

[vrooom]

Hehehe.

I used to have a dog, but then I lived in house whose back garden is accessible to reception park. let old dog out. hour later. she will be back

[ascender]

They also like to go first thing. So when they get up and you take them out, start using a word like "hurry" or "quickly" or anything the hell you want. Then they'll associate that word with going to the toilet. Praise and reward and bobs your uncle. Might take a while to get it into them depending on age, but it really does work and isn't difficult.

[Trooper2]

ascender said:

They also like to go first thing. So when they get up and you take them out, start using a word like "hurry" or "quickly" or anything the hell you want. Then they'll associate that word with going to the toilet. Praise and reward and bobs your uncle. Might take a while to get it into them depending on age, but it really does work and isn't difficult.

I've always trained them with "hurry up", it works great.

>> Edited by Trooper2 on Wednesday 13th April 06:32

[tvrbob]

I just tell mine to and she does. Trained her years ago. Wait 'til she needs one then use the command a lot and praise her when it's done. After a few sessions she knew what she was supposed to do by the sound of the command.

[gemini]

SHITTTTTT

It works

Then praise

[vrooom]

Finally. This dog pooped when i got up for 7am walk. hurrah!

[tuscan_v8]

Well done, what did you do?

[vrooom]

I took him and walked around the block, nearly completed the walk, dog just pooped itself on big grass next mainroad, and did a runner.

>> Edited by vrooom on Wednesday 13th April 09:19

[gemini]

Hope you picked it up

[scruffy]

Shirley the dog needs to take the lead for you, take it to the park and squat on the grass, turn one out, sniff it, and run away.

[simpo two]

Stick it in kennels until the day before your friend gets back.

[scruffy]

Roasted Shitting dog

1 (12 lb.) dog
Oil -

Baste:

2 amounts honey to..
..1/2 amount lemon juice
Salt and pepper to taste
Loads of fresh herbs of basil, oregano, rosemany, sage, mint
Clean dog thoroughly and sprinkle inside with salt and pepper as well as herbs. Rub the skin with oil, salt and herbs. Arrange the dog on the pit so that it is around 2-3 feet up, balanced and roast for 2 to 2 1/2 hours, turning and basting often.

Invite your friend to your BBQ.

[mybrainhurts]

scruffy said:

Shirley the dog

Funny name for a dog, surely.....?

[mybrainhurts]

gemini said:

Hope you picked it up

Perv.....