MG Rover has been sold!!
MG Rover has been sold!!
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Corin Denton

Original Poster:

8,762 posts

297 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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A reliable source has informed me that a deal has been finalised for the sale of MG Rover.

A wealthy businessman from the West Midlands has bought the company for his son, apprently he misunderstood him when he said he wanted a cowboy outfit for his birthday!


Podie

46,649 posts

304 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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Hope you don't have 6000 odd jobs on your conscience...

mondeoman

11,430 posts

295 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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Podie said:
Hope you don't have 6000 odd jobs on your conscience...

Oh lighten up

Alex

9,978 posts

313 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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Jon Moulton reckons that MG Rover needs £1bn of investment to succeed as a major car manufacturer. Maybe Tescos could buy MG Rover with half last year's £2bn profit?

minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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Alex said:
Jon Moulton reckons that MG Rover needs £1bn of investment to succeed as a major car manufacturer. Maybe Tescos could buy MG Rover with half last year's £2bn profit?


that would be a bit of a public relations coup for teso the government and MG

Podie

46,649 posts

304 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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mondeoman said:

Podie said:
Hope you don't have 6000 odd jobs on your conscience...


Oh lighten up


Alex

9,978 posts

313 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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If I was the administrator, I'd give Roman Abramovich a call too...

Dr Strangelove

419 posts

262 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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Alex said:
Jon Moulton reckons that MG Rover needs £1bn of investment to succeed as a major car manufacturer. Maybe Tescos could buy MG Rover with half last year's £2bn profit?


Or one 'Millennium Dome'.

fido

18,853 posts

284 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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Or a couple months of the 'Iraq' business.

crazydave

2,253 posts

261 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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I can see it now :

Special edition Tesco's Value City Rover available in blue and white stripes with red badging.

scruffy

3,757 posts

290 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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crazydave said:
Tesco's Value City Rover


Reduced to clear.

fidgits

17,202 posts

258 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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its funny - were all crying about '6000' jobs...

well, the goverment paid their wages for a week (at the cost of £6.5 million of our taxes) and did they say thankyou, no, were they at all greatful, no...

and then they get sent home, on that pay from the goverment!

Now they are protesting in Downing street?

I remember the high tech market crash from a few years ago - i worked for a company that went down the toilet (due to the market NOT shoddy workmanship) - did the goverment give me an extra weeks wages? no, did the govemerment help me at all? no..

And neither did the goverment help the other 10's of thousands that lost their jobs...

yet - these 6,000 (probably the same ones who used to strike) somehow think they deserve to have their company that builds bad cars, they cant sell, and eats tens of millions a month, financed by the general public...

give me a break!

nonegreen

7,803 posts

299 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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Damn good idea a windfall tax of 2bn from Tesco and plough it into Rover. Sack the management and select people at random to run the country.

JagLover

46,739 posts

264 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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The most awful of all taxes is the retrospective tax.

It creates uncertainty about taxation that ruins an economy.

Even in Jest I would not advocate a windfall tax.

rich1231

17,340 posts

289 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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6000 in a single location, plus suppliers really really s a region up though. The Gov step in with some cash but just think the cost of 6000 plus 10k (suppliers) all claiming benefits for a year. And the knockon effect their spending or lack off has on the local economy.

scruffy

3,757 posts

290 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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fidgits said:

yet - these 6,000 (probably the same ones who used to strike) somehow think they deserve to have their company that builds bad cars, they cant sell, and eats tens of millions a month, financed by the general public...



We can't blame the great unwashed. It's not their fault the company they worked for was run badly, and that includes the infrastucture for creating a small wooden box with suggestions written on it (maybe there was, but the little slips of paper were fed into the heating system for the smoked glass tower).
The little people probably joined the company through rigorous interviews and broom hopping and genuinely believed they were working for a company they could be proud of.

Windfall tax my arse, it's life.

Dog eat dog (see my dog roast recipe).

nonegreen

7,803 posts

299 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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JagLover said:
The most awful of all taxes is the retrospective tax.

It creates uncertainty about taxation that ruins an economy.

Even in Jest I would not advocate a windfall tax.


Your not an accountant by any chance are you?

KentishS2

15,169 posts

263 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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crazydave said:
I can see it now :

Special edition Tesco's Value City Rover available in blue and white stripes with red badging.


Now available in isle 36

hedders

24,460 posts

276 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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Podie said:
Hope you don't have 6000 odd jobs on your conscience...


6000 odd jobs?? That is one hell of a lot of Bond villains henchmen..

Coat please...

FourWheelDrift

92,239 posts

313 months

Wednesday 13th April 2005
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KentishS2 said:

crazydave said:
I can see it now :

Special edition Tesco's Value City Rover available in blue and white stripes with red badging.



Now available in isle 36



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