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[njw 77]

Anyone spotted the powerboat prize in their latest competition? www.bestofthebest.co.uk/botb2/site/public/current.acds?instanceid=357828&context=189155

Yup, I'll have one of those, thank you very much

[towman]

You mad inconsiderate git, you. Don`t you know that powerboats aredriven by drug crazed lunatics who pollute our oceans? Sailing is much better.

please,please let this kick off again - Clapham73 where are you?

[bga]

towman said:

You mad inconsiderate git, you. Don`t you know that powerboats aredriven by drug crazed lunatics who pollute our oceans? Sailing is much better. please,please let this kick off again - Clapham73 where are you?

Sailings the same except the drugs are for prostate and blood pressure & the pollution is made up of discarded golden virginia packets

[Incorrigible]

I dissagree in the strongest possible terms

And I am a drug crased lunatic

[towman]

Incorrigible said:

And I am a drug crased lunatic

Yep - saw the eyes on the last gatwick Blatt.

[njw 77]

towman said:

You mad inconsiderate git, you. Don`t you know that powerboats aredriven by drug crazed lunatics who pollute our oceans? Sailing is much better. please,please let this kick off again - Clapham73 where are you?

Whats the point in that 'rag & stick' rubbish? You dont push your car around (well, a few Tiv drivers do) so whats the point in sailing, when you can get something with an engine?

[towman]

Rag & Stick? Rag & Stick? I`ll give you bloody Rag & Stick my lad.

The power of the wind is natures way of telling you that powerboat drivers are incontinent gibbering fools who kill millions of fish every year.

[caro]

Rats - thought you were talking about that gloriously entertaining light rubbish that is Men In Black:

TheBestOfTheBestOfTheBestSIR!!

>> Edited by caro on Wednesday 13th April 15:59

[towman]

I bet they wouldn`t use powerboats. They are the saviours of the Universe

[caro]

towman said:

I bet they wouldn`t use powerboats. They are the saviours of the Universe

Sure they would - remember the tunnel ride? "It's time to press the red button"

[rsvmilly]

Yeah. I think MPG would figure fairly low on their priorities.

[Nuggs]

rsvmilly said:

Yeah. I think MPG would figure fairly low on their priorities.

I bet they've been watching Top Gear. Inconsiderate bds.

[towman]

caro said:

Sure they would - remember the tunnel ride? "It's time to press the red button"

You think an I/C engine produced that amount of power? Ever felt the wind as a tube train comes into the station - Wind power, gotta be.

Agent K is sponsored by B&Q !

[caro]

towman said:

caro said: Sure they would - remember the tunnel ride? "It's time to press the red button" You think an I/C engine produced that amount of power? Ever felt the wind as a tube train comes into the station - Wind power, gotta be. Agent K is sponsored by B&Q !

I think not - more likely a little something from Santa Pod...

[towman]

listen - I have proof.......

Who won in "Waterworld"? Was it the baddies on their jetskis? No, it was mr webfoot in a trimaran. What better scientific evidence can I provide?

[caro]

Tommy Lee Jones with webbed feet??!!

Surely not

[towman]

caro said:

Surely not

Shirley Knot (a good nautical term that) indeed. It was Kevin Costner. He has gills as well you know.

[caro]

I meant if the MIB used trimarans they'd need webbed feet and that clearly would not go with Tommy Lee Jones' image (or the esteemed Mr Smith's) - ergo they're using motors!!

or something. Now Costner's webbed feet are not a surprise...

[beanbag]

I reckon if you buy £60,000 worth of tickets, you'll most likely win (not guaranteed of course ), but you could make a tidy profit once you sold the vehicle!

[njw 77]

I have this (rather nasty) vision of driving down the A23 when I suddenly pass Towman in his tow truck, moving (very slowly) with a telegraph pole tied with bailer twine to the back of the cab and a great big blue tarpaulin tied to it, with Towman sunbathing on the bonet

Sailorboy!