CREASE IN THE EAR LOBE !!!

[stesrg]

My wife was watching richard and judy the other day and their was a doctor or someone on their who said if you have a crease in your ear lobe you are a heart attack waiting to happen, I done a google search and it is listed. NOW this is very worrying for me as I have a bad crease in the right ear and a small one starting in the left lobe, I do not know what to do, seem like a right burk to explain this to my gp is their a test or something i can do or get.
Is there anyone else who has a crease in their ear lobe ? this would be interesting to find out.
Thanks.
STEVE.

[BliarOut]

Get off the net and enjoy yourself.... You're going to die

Maybe not for another fifty years, but you will. Stop fretting

[z4monster]

Are you generally fit, non smoker with good diet, average bodyweight and taking regular exercise? If so I would be more worried about crashing my car than a crease in my ear lobe.

However, if your overweight, a family history of problems, heavy smoker and drinker with a crap diet and a very stressful lifestyle, take no exercise and have more spare tyre than michelin man then I would think there are better indicators of your likelyhood to heart problems.

There are all sorts of supposed indicators which are not always reliable. There are test the docs can do to check for heart murmurs, cholesterol, etc but you should probably have a pretty good idea yourself.

[will_t]

left and right same as my mother who is 79.

Will

[Vesuvius996]

Well I have them too.

Thanks for scaring the sh1t out of me.

[mybrainhurts]

Ye're all doomed....

Doomed, I say........

[wedg1e]

How do you mean, a crease?
I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny ), is that it?

[Gaffer]

wedg1e said:

How do you mean, a crease? I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny ), is that it?

It means you should sign your wedge over to me.



Claire

[mybrainhurts]

wedg1e said:

I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny)......

Bet that really confuses the sailors.....

[nervous]

no. i do that for him. all part of the service.

[wedge girl]

wedg1e said:

How do you mean, a crease? I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny ), is that it?

Wine/Keyboard, that's a drink you owe me.

[wedg1e]

wedge girl said:

wedg1e said: How do you mean, a crease? I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny ), is that it? Wine/Keyboard, that's a drink you owe me.

Here you go....

You may be able to see it in the 'Richard Gere' pic....

[selmer]

mybrainhurts said:

wedg1e said: I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny)...... Bet that really confuses the sailors.....

You don't have this problem too do you?

[selmer]

wedg1e said:

How do you mean, a crease? I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny ), is that it?

I've got to go to Shafto's now

[raf dug]

wedg1e said:

How do you mean, a crease? I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny ), is that it?

We need a photo I've been married that long I've forgotten what a fanny looks like.

[scared but happy]

Fanny.....American or British?

[chim_knee]

raf dug said:

We need a photo I've been married that long I've forgotten what a fanny looks like.

me too... and it's only been 3 weeks or so!

[neil.b]

raf dug said:

wedg1e said: How do you mean, a crease? I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny ), is that it? We need a photo I've been married that long I've forgotten what a fanny looks like.

No fanny pictures, but here's a c@nt;

[raf dug]

scared but happy said:

Fanny.....American or British?

British.......err what does fanny mean in America,If I dare ask?

[wedg1e]

neil.b said:

raf dug said: wedg1e said: How do you mean, a crease? I have a split lobe on one side (looks like a fanny ), is that it? We need a photo I've been married that long I've forgotten what a fanny looks like. No fanny pictures, but here's a c@nt;

In that picture he looks more like a w@nker....