I keep injuring myself....

[silverback mike]

Wednesday - hammered my thumb joint with a lump hammer

Thursday - Slipped from a ladder, big bruises to arms, hit a nail on the way down with my cheek, nice action man scar.

This morning, slipped on the kitchen floor, got up and slammed my forehead into a cupboard door. Big lump, bruise and currently sat down as when I get up the world goes wobbly.

At least that's 3 in a row, I suppose at least I wasn't near anything pointy.

Please feel free to take the p1ss ]

[silverback mike]

superflid said:

Forget all that superstition nonsense, expect another one anytime soon.

Padded cell time, I am a liability

[lilrallydriver]

Maybe you need to wax some of that silverback hair out of your line of vision, Mikey?

[silverback mike]

Having trouble doing the loincloth up as well.

[lilrallydriver]

silverback mike said:

Having trouble doing the loincloth up as well.

oh dear dear dear....

[wedge girl]

Are you insured?

[vixpy1]

I'm rather accident prone.. keep injuring myself attempting new sexual positions, and trying to put on my gimp suit

[crazydave]

vixpy1 said:

I'm rather accident prone.. keep injuring myself attempting new sexual positions, and trying to put on my gimp suit

Vixpy's new sexual position - left handed!

[Fer]

vixpy1 said:

I'm rather accident prone.. keep injuring myself attempting new sexual positions, and trying to put on my gimp suit

How long has RSI been classed as a sexual injury?

(Sorry Charlie)

[silverback mike]

vixpy1 said:

I'm rather accident prone.. keep injuring myself attempting new sexual positions, and trying to put on my gimp suit

Reminds me of pulp fiction....

"bring out the gimp - the gimps a sleepin.."

[vixpy1]