Anyone mates with one of the England World Cup sqd

[TDTH1975]

I am having to arrange the London Scottish end of season dinner and thought it would be quite a nice surprise for the lads if one of the England team pitched up. There is a catch though, it is not a formal event that means we are paying £100000 for an official arrival, speaches etc, just offering free grub and beer all night and loads of chat to come and get involved. If you are mates with anyone from the 2003 squad or a known household name, you can come and get hammered and fed for free too. Anyone know anyone ??

I think I can see this question rolling onto page 2 before the end of the day somehow.

[mybrainhurts]

TDTH1975 said:

If you are mates with a known household name.....

Andrex is my best mate.......

[vixpy1]

mybrainhurts said:

TDTH1975 said: If you are mates with a known household name..... Andrex is my best mate.......

Durex is mine!

[JagLover]

vixpy1 said:

mybrainhurts said: TDTH1975 said: If you are mates with a known household name..... Andrex is my best mate....... Durex is mine!

Best to practice safe sex Vixpy-who knows what sexually transmitted diseases your hand has.

[vixpy1]

will, a nasty case of fivefingeritis i guess.

[zoe22]

Free booze? I'll do it!


Is it in London or Scotland though?!

[moleamol]

Will Pete Doherty do?

[mybrainhurts]

Will Pete Doherty do what....?

[agent006]

mybrainhurts said:

Will Pete Doherty do what....?

Anything interesting and original?