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[towman]

Hello AA, I appear to have water in the engine

[father ted]

is that the AA? i think the engine's flooded?

[towman]

Aubrey refused to admit that he had taken the wrong turn for th channel tunnel

[father ted]

News report:
police are appealing for information after receiving a phone call from some highly aggitated youths who claim to have taken 'a bad batch of acid' but who assured the officers that they would be okay 'as they'd just broken into the Beatles Yellow submarine and were gonna take it for a spin'

[father ted]

The air traffic controllers in Sumatra were very pleased in thier choice of career

>> Edited by father ted on Saturday 16th April 03:24

[towman]

father ted said:

The air traffic controllers in Sumatra were very pleased in thier choice of career

Took a while, but got it eventually.

[8Pack]

LandRovers new: "SeaRanger" model fails it's first trials!

[rich1231]

"You are not James Bond Dear"

[speedy_thrills]

Transport 2000 suggest alternative parking arrangements.

[c c]

No caption but I'd love to know the story behind that!

[towman]

In truth it looks photoshopped - the waves are not right for a beach that steep. Unless someone dug a bloody great hole to catch the pillocks who like to drive through the surf (Mr Clarkson & co come to mind).

[8Pack]

Happens all the time at Southport Steve, The Beach has a very slight slope and the sea goes out for miles at low tide. The four wheel drive men think it's great to drive two miles out on the nice flat sand, ........ until the tide turns, and it comes racing back in! There are hundreds of them out there!

[wedg1e]

When the Esprit stalled, Bond wasted no time in calling 'Q' for assistance.

[chris.mapey]

Land Rover proudly launch the all new "Range Over".

[top fuel]

wedg1e said:

When the Esprit stalled, Bond wasted no time in calling 'Q' for assistance.

[petros]

The W.D 40 Salesmans' attempt to impress a new customer got off to a bad start.

[v15ben]

The first "Extreme Car Washing" event got off to a troubled start!

[parrot of doom]

The new 'skyview' platform was a big attraction for the local fish.

[rich 36]

First the bloody bollard, now the ocean



when will nature, stop conspiring against me ?

[Ferg]

"I certainly can't recollect a fish getting all six numbers before", said a Camelot spokesman yesterday.