I feel a creative urge to kick an 'artist'
I feel a creative urge to kick an 'artist'
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dr strangelove

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419 posts

262 months

cortinaman

3,230 posts

282 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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i wonder if he's going to try anymore stupid 'rolling down the road' type efforts?.....i also wonder how many of the people who have gone around him in the past have had their cars keyed-up,seen this and would possibly not bother to turn the steering wheel if they saw him in the road now.

the geezer is a 110% cocksucking tt who needs a feckin good beating....or at-least be made liable for the damage on every car that has been keyed throughout the u.k in the last 12 months unless he can proove beyond a shadow of doubt that he didnt key a particular car on the list (with witnesses to back him up).

if id seen him doing it to my car and said "oh,im an artist...this is art" i'd have lynched him.....or taken him for a nice little drive and shown him my art,how to shove a 6ft nob into a 3ft deep hole whilst its trussed up like an oven-ready chicken........bastard!

Mannginger

10,256 posts

286 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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I saw this first thing this morning and nigh on exploded with anger. ing arty thinking he can do what he liks as long as he calls it art. Somebody should carve his arms up - that'll be art.

Oh and smash the living shit out of his exhibitions and house. The arrogance of the insufferable is astonishing.

What a



I hope his pictures were good enough to get him arrested - aaaaaarrrrghh I'm so angry over this!

http://clublet.com/c/c/house?page=MarkMcGowan

Phil

>> Edited by Mannginger on Monday 18th April 07:03

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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I saw this last night too. This bloke deserves a serious kicking. Then a few nights in the cells. Followed by another kicking. Then a few days in the stocks followed by deporting. Oh...possibly with another kicking first.

Twat.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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In the name of art the guy should be cut in half and immersed in formaldehyde...... or possibly just cut in half.......

popov123

4,084 posts

264 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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I do hope one or two of you guys can make it along to this outrageous display of mindless vandalism.

Presumably he wont mind if someone walks in with a blowtorch and destroys the 'work' he has produced.

What kind of message is this going to send out to the further mindless fools out there who already think nothing of damaging people property and possessions.
The more I think about this the angrier I get - why couldnt this prk go down to the scrap yard and buy himself some scrap vehicle parts to scrawl on instead of some poor bd's pride and joy...

And, he's being allowed to publicly display his criminal activities...

I give up.

gbbird

5,197 posts

273 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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I could'nt believe this when i read it in the paper this morning. What a to$$er!!

deltafox

3,839 posts

261 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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For more info contact Mark McGowan 07956084780 m.mcgowan1@camb.linst.ac.uk
House Gallery 02073854477 housegallery@hotmail.com





shadowninja

79,993 posts

311 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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*refuses to read the article based on your replies!*

scruffy

3,757 posts

290 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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some ed up journo said:
"There is a strong creative element in the keying of a car, it's an emotive engagement."



There is a strong creative element in the raping of the artists' children, it's an emotive engagement...


some ed up policeman said:
Meanwhile, Strathclyde Police said: "We are aware of Mr McGowan and have no comment to make at the moment."



I'm sure his kids will understand...


that paper again said:
His work will be displayed on Wednesday night in a launch party at The Arches, an exhibition venue in Glasgow.



I'm sure the gently drying skins of his dead children would be interesting to any media lovvey wanting to make his [privileged] break(or maybe the father...

FFS... :rant:

Edited to say, read it again, it's funnier..



>> Edited by scruffy on Monday 18th April 09:21

scruffy

3,757 posts

290 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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Actually Beds, I'm beginning to warm to him.

Whata lovely British intitution, our mentals.

tinman0

18,231 posts

269 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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hmmm, care in the community fails again.

gooby

9,269 posts

263 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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Can someone find his address, Lets all go round there and vandalise his property and take loads of photos. I sure he would make an emotive statement.




ESPECIALLY WHEN I SH!T IN HIS BED

scruffy

3,757 posts

290 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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Gooby, gooby, gooby.

Sh1tting in someones bed has been done sooooooooo many times. (gilbert and george, Da Vinchi - check the small print..)

Edited to say, nurture the man, help him, take him for walks in a park, use your belt to hold him on the park bench, then shit down his throat...

>> Edited by scruffy on Monday 18th April 10:03

gooby

9,269 posts

263 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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los angeles said:
You lot will need to line up behind genuine artists who have had their cars keyed by this vandal posing as a con-artiste. (If it isn't a press wind-up.) He should be charged and jailed.

LA
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Judging by his past stunts, he would be able to gain some sort of publicity for his antics. Give him a "taste of his own medicine" see how he likes it.

These tw@ts who go round keying cars would prpbably be the ones to be the most pissed off if you vandalised thier property.

He is a moron and unlikely to be able to "learn a lesson" from prison. Close relatives get thier car keyed, he sees that they are very upset, what does he do? Goes out and keys cars. He should have been given to DR Mengla for long term medical testing.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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I have an installation showing at the Tate in late spring 2006

Its called 'Outer City Life'

Basically I'll be beating pseuds to death with the emaciated corpse of Tracy Emin before decapitating them and placing their severed heads on top of Starbucks Venti coffee cups in an attempt to portray the juxtaposition of 21st century life with the severed heads of utter s.

billb

3,198 posts

294 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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if anyone's near his exhibition take a spray can and graphetti c**t all over it for me in the name of art...

agent006

12,058 posts

293 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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253 Argyle Street, Glasgow, G2 8DL, Scotland, UK

Is where the exhibition will be. Personally i can't be boterhed wasting my time going there to give this criminal any more publicity.

cotty

42,217 posts

313 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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So lets see, he has admitted keying cars, he has pictures of himself keying said cars and he is holding an exebition showing people the pictures of himself keying cars.

And the police say they are aware of him, how much more evidence do they need to arrest him, a confession written in blood

TheLemming

4,319 posts

294 months

Monday 18th April 2005
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As in many of these sort of situations, there is normally a reason as to why the police arent interested, in this case probably that the owners of said keyed cars havent come forward to make a complaint.

Funny that, considering there have been enough convictions for Murder in the UK with no body ever found, surely the same principle allows prosecution when someone is publically makin available so much evidence?

PH Police guys / girls, a comment would be very welcome as to why this guy hasnt been arrested by now... Or a comment on the situation if you feel that commenting on a particular case may be innapropriate.

>> Edited by TheLemming on Monday 18th April 14:42