Thought this wasn't allowed
Thought this wasn't allowed
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SiOsbon

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3,810 posts

269 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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[url]http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050418/ap_on_fe_st/britain_gnome_defense&e=6&ncid=[/url]

Thought you could still get arrested for defending ones home from scum??

Any ideas why she didn't?

Anyway glad to see at least one of these is off the streets and maybe he will think twice before picking on an OAP, not all of them are completely defneseless.

968

12,439 posts

277 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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SiOsbon said:
[url]http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050418/ap_on_fe_st/britain_gnome_defense&e=6&ncid=[/url]

Thought you could still get arrested for defending ones home from scum??

Any ideas why she didn't?

Anyway glad to see at least one of these is off the streets and maybe he will think twice before picking on an OAP, not all of them are completely defneseless.



Because contrary to media hype, you can exercise REASONABLE force against an intruder, in order to defend your home or your person.... It's just that reasonable force, doesn't mean shooting them in the back with a shotgun, whilst they are running away.

SiOsbon

Original Poster:

3,810 posts

269 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Ah so its the case of being allowed to hit them once in self defence, any more than that and you become liable for assault, unreasonable force, etc.

Me thinks its time to go out and buy one of them large maglights, just in case of course!!

968

12,439 posts

277 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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SiOsbon said:
Ah so its the case of being allowed to hit them once in self defence, any more than that and you become liable for assault, unreasonable force, etc.

Me thinks its time to go out and buy one of them large maglights, just in case of course!!




Well, its a grey area, I think. I mean, what is reasonable force? I think stabbing them to death, probably isn't, but whacking them over the head with a frying pan is.....

beano500

20,854 posts

304 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Ah but Wadebridge?

[Jethro]

They 'ave different laws down there...

[/Jethro]

crazydave

2,253 posts

261 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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How about planting my elbow in his face, collapsing his windpipe, snapping an arm and possibly one or both legs so he can't get up again?

To me, this is reasonable. I don't know why he's there. He could have a knife or anything? What's to say he's a burglar? He could have the intention to kill?

apache

39,731 posts

313 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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You can only judge what is reasonable force if you are an expert, to charge an ordinary person for defending himself is ludicrous, I haven't had a bust up since I was 21 ffs, I wouldn't have a clue what would be required to stop some nutter so I'd batter him till he stopped

NiceCupOfTea

25,586 posts

280 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Old dear said:
I went back into the kitchen and found a rolling pin in case he came down. I didn't want to break another gnome.


Good on her!

superflid

2,254 posts

294 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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crazydave said:
How about planting my elbow in his face, collapsing his windpipe, snapping an arm and possibly one or both legs so he can't get up again?

To me, this is reasonable. I don't know why he's there. He could have a knife or anything? What's to say he's a burglar? He could have the intention to kill?


Sounds reasonable to me.

From what I understand, if you honestly think that your life is in danger (I'm sure I saw a knife in his hand officer. ) then you could "reasonably" prise his ribs apart with the breadknife.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

296 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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the Fiesty Grandmother said:
I went back into the kitchen and found a rolling pin in case he came down. I didn't want to break another gnome.


Classic.

In the US (well at least in Florida), it is cut and dry. If there is an intruder in your house you can reasonably send him to the celestial dirt nap. After doing so the police will arrive, make sure that it was actually an intruder and then, quite helpfully, arrange for the removal of the detritus.

ErnestM

havoc

33,315 posts

264 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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superflid said:
From what I understand, if you honestly think that your life is in danger (I'm sure I saw a knife in his hand officer. ) then you could "reasonably" prise his ribs apart with the breadknife.

If in doubt, he could quite easily "have been holding one he'd taken from your kitchen knife rack", couldn't he?!?

JagLover

46,739 posts

264 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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ErnestM said:

In the US (well at least in Florida), it is cut and dry. If there is an intruder in your house you can reasonably send him to the celestial dirt nap. After doing so the police will arrive, make sure that it was actually an intruder and then, quite helpfully, arrange for the removal of the detritus.

ErnestM


That is a far better system-You break into someone's house and forfeit your rights.

tiga84

5,584 posts

260 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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SiOsbon said:
Ah so its the case of being allowed to hit them once in self defence, any more than that and you become liable for assault, unreasonable force, etc.

Me thinks its time to go out and buy one of them large maglights, just in case of course!!



Absolutely. You can shine a bright light in their eyes then tt them with a metal pole.

Sorry Officer?... It was reasonable force, I could have hit him harder!!!!!

superflid

2,254 posts

294 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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havoc said:

superflid said:
From what I understand, if you honestly think that your life is in danger (I'm sure I saw a knife in his hand officer. ) then you could "reasonably" prise his ribs apart with the breadknife.


If in doubt, he could quite easily "have been holding one he'd taken from your kitchen knife rack", couldn't he?!?


Which you wrestled from him before.......


......saving your own life.

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Advice from a previous Baton Rouge, Louisiana District Attorney: "If you shoot an intruder before he gets inside, drag him in and then call the police; cleaner case". That seems extreme to me; I am for sneaking around and blasting him from behind and letting him fall inside.

>> Edited by jimbeaux on Tuesday 19th April 14:18

edc

9,620 posts

280 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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apache said:
You can only judge what is reasonable force if you are an expert, to charge an ordinary person for defending himself is ludicrous, I haven't had a bust up since I was 21 ffs, I wouldn't have a clue what would be required to stop some nutter so I'd batter him till he stopped


Surely you judge reasonable force when on a jury.

HiRich

3,337 posts

291 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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A plaque I heard of in a Mid-American's back yard:

"Found here at night, discovered in the morning"

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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HiRich said:
A plaque I heard of in a Mid-American's back yard:

"Found here at night, discovered in the morning"


"Intruders will be shot; survivors will be shot again".

beano500

20,854 posts

304 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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ErnestM said:


In the US (well at least in Florida), it is cut and dry. If there is an intruder in your house you can reasonably send him to the celestial dirt nap. After doing so the police will arrive, make sure that it was actually an intruder and then, quite helpfully, arrange for the removal of the detritus.


Plus the police all look like this....

crazydave

2,253 posts

261 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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beano500 said:

ErnestM said:


In the US (well at least in Florida), it is cut and dry. If there is an intruder in your house you can reasonably send him to the celestial dirt nap. After doing so the police will arrive, make sure that it was actually an intruder and then, quite helpfully, arrange for the removal of the detritus.



Plus the police all look like this....


Crikey! On her knees too! Now that's service

(best be careful since Mrs Fish was on a hormone fuelled thread close-a-thon this morning)