New Pope?

[Eric Mc]

White smoke seen coming from Vatican.

Or maybe the ballot papers were a bit damp?

[craploginname]

I'd be trying to figure out how to make grey smoke if I worked there to wind them all up

[Scruffy]

This has to be the most farcical ceremony ever.

How anti semitic can you get...

[craploginname]

.....or red like the stuff on old batman episodes

They'd think the prince of darkness had been elected

[Twincam16]

craploginname said:

They'd think the prince of darkness had been elected

Well I always said that the becrossed, robe-wearing Sabbath-loving dodderer had a perfect successor in Ozzy Osbourne.

[diddyman]

Cheggars Plays Pope?

[Scruffy]

Crikey.

The catholic church has found a new pipe.

How unexpected.



I'm as exited as the news reporters, and the great assembled unwashed.

Quite exraordinary!!!

And the bells of St Peters are making a noise.

They've found a new Pipe.

A pipe.

A pipe.

Wey hey.

I'm going to the pub...

and shag a girl with a condom...

[Fer]

Scruffy said:

I'm going to the pub... and shag a girl with a condom...

Get back in the kitchen!

[Eric Mc]

Might be the first pronouncement of the new chap - "Condomi bene est"!

>> Edited by Eric Mc on Tuesday 19th April 17:16

[simpo two]

Maybe they should have a black female pope, maybe lesbian and very short, possibly disabled?

[dr strangelove]

[quote=craploginname
They'd think the prince of darkness had been elected[/quote]

he has...

[Fer]

Eric Mc said:

Might be the first pronouncement of the new chap - "Condomi bene est"!

What is this then? Romans called Condom they go the house?

>> Edited by Fer on Tuesday 19th April 17:34

[Eric Mc]

I thought it was a slightly premature election - they were very quick this time.

[lunarscope]

simpo two said:

Maybe they should have a black female pope, maybe lesbian and very short, possibly disabled?

AFAIC they are all (mentally) disabled. After all, they believe they are the voice of their 'invisible friend'.

[Ferg]

simpo two said:

Maybe they should have a black female pope, maybe lesbian and very short, possibly disabled?

or German.

[plug]

Just been anounced he is German Joseph Ratzinger to be known as Benedict XVI

[Scruffy]

Reporter said:

'He is actually a holy man.'


...good job then!!!

[Ferg]

Scruffy said:

Reporter said: 'He is actually a holy man'

But does he look good in white?

[Scruffy]

second scentence in, he said vinyard!!!

not bad fella!!!

Werthers couldn't have cast him better...

[Zod]

the bbc site must be run on someone's old 486. Every other news site can cope with the traffic, but not the bbc.