Better safe than sorry, thought John, whilst preparing to do the annual sock wash.
- Charles made the dreadful wedding night mistake of assuming Camilla would want to "try someting new".
When I volunteered to clean up this crack house I forgot I couldn't take a hit with this stupid suit on.
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Brian thought he could save a fortune by fashioning a home made gimp suit.
A padlock afixed to mortimers breathing aparatus finished the new Padlockheads™ Nightwatch® uniform.
He created the suit with a tube down the back so he could "enjoy his own brand" to the full.
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