what ever will they think of next?

[father ted]

I went ten-pin bowling at a large leisure complex called 'Star City', it was my first visit there....i had to take a 'wizz' midway through.........so off i trotted to the gents......


not only do they have music in the gents.......but (and sorry if i'm behind the times).....there on the Urinals splash tray .....built into the vertical 'target' area and behind heavy perspex/glass covers are a row of monitors showing ......
Kylie/Beyonce videos!.........


gooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddddddeeeeeeeeeennnn moment!


in the words of Butthead

'that is the coolest thing i have ever seen...!'

[whoateallthepies]

Kylie and Beyonce getting a Golden Shower!!!!!!!!

I'm just off to the toilet, won't be long

[bga]

towman said:

Can`t find the link, but there is a firm who make urinals with a picture of a fly embedded in the porcelain. Apparently, a gentleman`s "aim" is improved if he has a target!

They are used extensively in Holland. IIRC Rotterdam & Schiphol airports also have some urinals like this.
I have also seen a few small plastic goals stuck onto the mat in urinals. Better than people going for conversions I suppose!

[dds1]

towman said:

Can`t find the link, but there is a firm who make urinals with a picture of a fly embedded in the porcelain. Apparently, a gentleman`s "aim" is improved if he has a target!

unless he is hammered, in which case experience has taught me i'd beg to differ..

[lotuslad]

And after a bit of how's your father, I've found myself peeing in three directions at once

[lotuslad]

Defcon 1

[BliarOut]

anonymous said:

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PMSL

How very apt in this thread!!!

[Plotloss]

bga said:

towman said: Can`t find the link, but there is a firm who make urinals with a picture of a fly embedded in the porcelain. Apparently, a gentleman`s "aim" is improved if he has a target! They are used extensively in Holland. IIRC Rotterdam & Schiphol airports also have some urinals like this. I have also seen a few small plastic goals stuck onto the mat in urinals. Better than people going for conversions I suppose!

Yep, the Dutch did a study and found if they gave men something to aim at they had to employ less cleaners.

The other side is of course putting scary women in toilets in coffeeshops which has an even better effect.

[Twincam16]

Yes, we have those at my local bowling emporium but they were tuned to Sky News. I got to pee on Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush

[Pigeon]

towman said:

Can`t find the link, but there is a firm who make urinals with a picture of a fly embedded in the porcelain. Apparently, a gentleman`s "aim" is improved if he has a target!

What's wrong with chasing fag ends round the plughole then? Or trying to erode fragments of disinfectant block so they slip down the grating?

[wanty1974]

I'm sure I once went to a club in London that had little monitors above the urinals that played a little film clip at random. Sometimes it would be a woman looking down at your tackle and raising an eyebrow, the next it would be a bloke doing the same, then it would be another woman laughing. Lots of fun!

[towman]

Pigeon said:

What's wrong with chasing fag ends round the plughole then? Or trying to erode fragments of disinfectant block so they slip down the grating?

Ah - the days of fag ends up and down the trough!