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w00dy

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920 posts

266 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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I've just begun six sigma green belt DMAIC training with GEAE, and i'm looking for a book to augment the training. Can anyone recommend any books? Amazon list a few inc 'six sigma for dummies' and 'the six sigma toolbox: a guide...' that both seem good, but if anyone has any further input it would be gratefully received.

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dr strangelove

419 posts

262 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Is that The New Bible for corporate foot soldiers?

maxf

8,444 posts

270 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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I'll ask my GF - she is trained/certified/genetically altered or whatever at 6-Sigma (jees.. this mean that I must actually listen to some of the stuff she tells me - must be serious ).

seafarer

1,278 posts

282 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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aah, yes. The latest in corporate cheerleading. I was 6-sigma green-belt trained. It's basically using statistics to analyze and streamline your processes so that failures are down to 6-sigma. "black belt" training is supposedly more intensive. Depending on the company where you are, it can be worthwhile and innovative, or it can be the latest in a string of cure-all fads and themes that a company will try on to motivate the working serfs. Did you get a t-shirt? Just kidding. Some people do it and go through the motions with bull-shite projects that don't solve anything, as a resume builder. This is unfortunate. Some people do it in good faith and actually get something done, though, so there's still hope.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Jacko_lah is a six sigma black belt I think.

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Plotloss said:
Jacko_lah is a six sigma black belt I think.


And has a Cavalier attitude

w00dy

Original Poster:

920 posts

266 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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As its GE i work for, it should be worth it in the longrun, i'm the youngest trainee yet at my workplace, so plenty more scope for growth. Need ti for management now as well. Just now though, it gives me a good excuse to be doing projects (that i'd rather be doing anyway) instead of real work.

beano500

20,854 posts

304 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Ah

"Sick Sigma"

Yes I've got a book on that somewhere....

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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I'm ashamed to admit this, but until a second ago I thought this was a martial arts topic

mechsympathy

58,620 posts

284 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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lotuslad said:
I'm ashamed to admit this, but until a second ago I thought this was a martial arts topic


You're not alone. Don't be ashamed, it just means you haven't been trained in management bollockese.

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Nope, don't know the first thing about it

beano500

20,854 posts

304 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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mechsympathy said:

lotuslad said:
I'm ashamed to admit this, but until a second ago I thought this was a martial arts topic



You're not alone. Don't be ashamed, it just means you haven't been trained in management bollockese.
It just means that you're qualified to play Buzzword Bingo, but there's a slim chance you might be caught out if you are asked to lecture on the subject for five hours.....

Podie

46,649 posts

304 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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Certified Green Belt...

Run, run away... run for the hills..! (nothing worse than applying manufacturing principles to IT )

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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What is this about?

Sounds like total horseshit to me....

beano500

20,854 posts

304 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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anonymous said:
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Hey - don't you denigrate horseshit like that!

w00dy

Original Poster:

920 posts

266 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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beano500 said:


anonymous said:
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Hey - don't you denigrate horseshit like that!





it is a bit. I've just got to learn enough B/S to B/S the No1 B/S'ers to convince them i know all about the B/S they're talking and that i'm not talking B/S about it

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pesty

42,655 posts

285 months

Friday 22nd April 2005
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six sigma was started by Motorola. search for motorola and six sigma and you might get some info off the net.

I have to do my green belt in the next few months.

TBH its just going to be the same as all the other crap Ive done for the last 15 years. 5s,TPM, etc

its all going to be common sense stuff that the management will just ignor anyway

not holding out much hope.

GavinPearson

5,715 posts

280 months

Saturday 23rd April 2005
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Having got my Green Belt (woooooo!) and been certified I can say that it really is a piece of cake, and you won't need any books.

For Engineers it's nothing more than fancy names for amalgamating what we have done for years. For production, it's the process of determining what the control limits are, and then working to them. Surprise, surprise, things improve. But you have called it something fancy so now it's double slaps on backs all round.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

296 months

Saturday 23rd April 2005
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We use the Ernest Alpha method in my shop. It's really simple and can be learned by most in a day. How does it go, again? Oh, yes:

You make me more money and I'll throw some more on your paycheque (only we don't use the Queen's spelling for cheque).


ErnestM

tvrforever

3,196 posts

294 months

Saturday 23rd April 2005
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seafarer said:
The latest in corporate cheerleading. Depending on the company where you are, it can be worthwhile and innovative, or it can be the latest in a string of cure-all fads and themes that a company will try on to motivate the working serfs. Did you get a t-shirt?


Do work at the same place as me?