Crackerjack!
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Flat in Fifth

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Monday 25th April 2005
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All together now Crackerjack!

Last night emerging from the depths of the garage noticed Madame FiF was watching one of these numerous best 100 programmes where numerous Z-list numpties issue their views on whatever topic is the programme subject, last night's subject was Kids TV programmes.

Somewhere about 30 -odd ish was Crackerjack.
Crackerjack!

Those of middle years will remember the quiz game where correct answers resulted in an accumulation of prizes which must not be dropped, incorrect answers resulted in a cabbage which also must not be dropped.

This idiotic woman alleged that the whole object of the game was to express the class struggle, in that the cabbages were a symbol of the kids carrying their working class burden and struggling to achieve their aspirations. Or some similar feckwit observation.

No wonder the country is in the state it is with utter warts like her about. Another one for the list come the revolution.

FiF

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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CRACKERJACK!!!

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Unfortunately though its not Friday and its not five to five...

wanty1974

3,704 posts

277 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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And some of us only just remember Stewpot as host - we had to contend with Stu Francis and The Krankees for our 5-to-5 'entertainment'

I could crush a grape.

tinman0

18,231 posts

269 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Flat in Fifth said:

This idiotic woman alleged that the whole object of the game was to express the class struggle, in that the cabbages were a symbol of the kids carrying their working class burden and struggling to achieve their aspirations. Or some similar feckwit observation.

No wonder the country is in the state it is with utter warts like her about. Another one for the list come the revolution.

FiF


I saw that - something - a rubber brick was thrown at the TV.

I thought the cabbage was chosen as it was a worthless piece of jumble and made getting more prizes awkward cause of their shape.

Another guy slated it for being like a holiday camp show for kids. So what - it was great TV when you were kid.


I do hate some of the commentators. They mock some of these very popular programmes for no other reason then to look clever on TV. When I see Miami Vice or something on the "best of the 80s", I want to hear about snippets of trivia that the fans tell you rather than some w**ker going "and wearing shoes with no sock uhuhuhhuh".....


and breathe...

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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theres a really good mention of the krankies in the readers letters section on the viz website, thats very very funny. but really really risque so im not recommending you go there.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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ARRGHHHH

The Krankies...

:runaway:

wanty1974

3,704 posts

277 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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I have a video of Watership Down taped off the telly in the 80s with about five minutes before it of 'The Krankees Elektonik Komik', their prime-time Saturday night bonanza, featuring no less than Bernie Clifton and The Grumbleweeds. Oh how I wished I'd recorded the whole thing for prosperity...

catretriever

2,090 posts

271 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Fandabbidozy!

well someone had to say it !

GregE240

10,857 posts

296 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Plotloss said:
ARRGHHHH

The Krankies...

:runaway:

chim_knee

12,689 posts

286 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Plotloss said:
Unfortunately though its not Friday and its not five to five...
Now, y'see I thought it was "five-to-five"... but my wife said "no, it's 'five-oclock'"... sure enough, one of the clips they used last night had the "it's Friday, it's five-oclock - it's crackerjack"...

Did they change the time it started or something or are we all wrong?

What's the concensus?

pzero64

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270 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Plotloss – sorry for being nosey, but are you related to the Krankies? GregE240 certainly knows something.

Plotloss

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Monday 25th April 2005
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yertis

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295 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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tinman0 said:
I do hate some of the commentators. They mock some of these very popular programmes for no other reason then to look clever on TV. When I see Miami Vice or something on the "best of the 80s", I want to hear about snippets of trivia that the fans tell you rather than some w**ker going "and wearing shoes with no sock uhuhuhhuh".....
and breathe...


I completly agee to the extent that I now switch-off these programmes, even if they're about something I really want to see.

ESPECIALLY I hate the fact that the great majority of "celebrity experts" - most of who are completely unknown to me anyway - were either ovums or at best toddlers at the time the programmes they profess to know all about were screened. Pi55 off TV cretins - you weren't there!

Idiots. Why the cult of youth? TV seems to be staffed entirely by 20-somethings who know jack-sh1t about feck-all.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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pzero64 said:
Plotloss – sorry for being nosey, but are you related to the Krankies? GregE240 certainly knows something.


No affiliation at all thankfully, they are an odd couple and wrong on so many levels. I have mentioned this before and it tickled Greg, which is why he commented I guess.

pzero64

2,145 posts

270 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Cheers Plotloss. I was a bit concerned when I posted something about the panto beanstalk shocker.

brainsaw

152 posts

273 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Stu francis, the great suprendo, the krankies and gunk... that's proper crakerjack.. but they always show some old thing on the clips show that's just wrong!

I think the woman going on about the class struggle was trying to be funny... I think?

Oooh I could crush a grape!

>> Edited by brainsaw on Monday 25th April 12:43

nervous

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Monday 25th April 2005
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CRACKER JACK!!!!

yertis

19,707 posts

295 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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nervous said:
CRACKER JACK!!!!



Nervous - attempt to be cool...

nervous

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259 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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i CANT. you keep saying crackerjack.
















CRACKERJACK!!!!

>> Edited by nervous on Monday 25th April 12:56