Learn French double quick...
Learn French double quick...
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JagLover

46,743 posts

264 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Start with french kissing

trackdemon

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13,422 posts

290 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Anyone have any advice on how best to approach this? I've been meaning to learn at least some basic French for some time but haven't really gotten round to it - I do have a huge HUGO Guide to learning french book with accompanying CD so hopefully I've got some decent raw material to start learning from.
My aim is to have a little bit in time for Le Mans (so 6 weeks) - I can speak minimal Frecnh currently.

lunarscope

2,901 posts

271 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Ou est le brum brum ?

WingChunDave

2,253 posts

261 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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nel

4,830 posts

270 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Can only recommend the technique I used. Get a french girlfriend so that you can even learn the lingo in bed. I accept that if you are already equipped with an other half, this might not go down well fnaar, but all in the name of education...

ATG

23,686 posts

301 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Do you know anyone who speaks the language well and could spend some time speaking with you? There is no substitute for trying to communicate face to face.

dds1

1,407 posts

287 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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le sange est dans l'arbre all you ever need to know

>> Edited by dds1 on Friday 29th April 15:57

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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There are books, chaps name is Michele Thomas

Easiest way by a mile.

If you book his courses he reckons that he can teach you to get by with everyday french language in about 3 days.

Mind you they cost £20K

The books on the other hand are about £20

Raify

6,556 posts

277 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Go to France. Drop yourself in the merde for a week and you'll soon pick it up (or go hungry!)

mechsympathy

58,574 posts

284 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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dds1 said:
le sange est dans l'arbre all you ever need to know


That's "singe"

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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dds1 said:
le sange est dans l'arbre all you ever need to know

>> Edited by dds1 on Friday 29th April 15:57


Where's that from? Eddie Izard isn't it?

Get yourself to Soho, I'm always seeing signs advertising French lessons...

dds1

1,407 posts

287 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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mechsympathy said:

dds1 said:
le sange est dans l'arbre all you ever need to know



That's "singe"


I was spelling it phonetically

neil.b

6,546 posts

276 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Plotloss said:
There are books, chaps name is Michele Thomas

Easiest way by a mile.

If you book his courses he reckons that he can teach you to get by with everyday french language in about 3 days.

Mind you they cost £20K

The books on the other hand are about £20


Started doing the Italian CD (8 discs) one a while back, it's very, very good.

bigandclever

14,342 posts

267 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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dds1 said:

mechsympathy said:

dds1 said:
le sange est dans l'arbre all you ever need to know

That's "singe"

I was spelling it phonetically

Oh dear. I went to France a couple of years ago and ordered a steak in a fancy restaurant. I wanted it rare, but not blue, and couldn't remember the right word, so I tried to say I wanted it with less blood than blue. Unfortunately for me, pronunciation was never my strong point, and it transpired I ordered a steak with a little monkey.

Zod

35,295 posts

287 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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bigandclever said:


dds1 said:



mechsympathy said:



dds1 said:
le sange est dans l'arbre all you ever need to know



That's "singe"



I was spelling it phonetically



Oh dear. I went to France a couple of years ago and ordered a steak in a fancy restaurant. I wanted it rare, but not blue, and couldn't remember the right word, so I tried to say I wanted it with less blood than blue. Unfortunately for me, pronunciation was never my strong point, and it transpired I ordered a steak with a little monkey.



Gaston the French waiter said:
et la cuisson pour votre steak, monsieur?


bigandclever said:
avec un petit singe, s'il vous plait.


Gaston the French waiter said:
Comme vous voulez, monsieur. in kitchenil reste un singe dans le frigo? Il y a encore un de ces anglais qui aiment les manger avec leur steak.


>> Edited by Zod on Friday 29th April 17:02

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Zut alors.....Merde.....Sacre bleu.....Pooooeeeeeee

nel

4,830 posts

270 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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bigandclever said:

Oh dear. I went to France a couple of years ago and ordered a steak in a fancy restaurant. I wanted it rare, but not blue, and couldn't remember the right word, so I tried to say I wanted it with less blood than blue. Unfortunately for me, pronunciation was never my strong point, and it transpired I ordered a steak with a little monkey.


As opposed to my french brother in law ordering a steak in a restaurant in London.
"How would you like that cooked sir?"
"I want a bloody steak please."
"Yes but how would you like your steak cooked sir?"
"I just want a bloody steak."

[Rare is "saignant" in french - literal translation "bloody"]

Wish I could say that the waitress followed up with "I suppose you want ferking chips with that then!" but I'd be lying...

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Anyone tried those hypnosis CDs? Not sure who does them, but the idea is to listen to them in your sleep as your subconscious absorbs information more easily, and with the help of a book you learn from during the day, you can learn the language quickly. Of course, it could all be psychobabble and they may not work, but if I was going on holiday and had a week or so to learn the language, I'd give them a try.

I know some people who have a similar exam revision technique - record their notes onto tape and play them back in their sleep. It works for them.

zoe22

856 posts

272 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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Ou et la piscine?!

simpo two

92,704 posts

294 months

Friday 29th April 2005
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I have a challenge for any linguists who may be reading. One thing that bugged me as a hopeless student of French was that where we had one word, they had five, with lots of apostrophes and 'qu's thrown in.

So what please is the literal translation of the famous English phrase 'Now you've been and gone and done it'?