Well I Never

[Plotloss]

http://217.151.110.38/board/cgi-bin/webbbs_config.pl?read=74430

I'd heard of the Dirty Sanchez and The Houdini but I had no idea there was so much scope...

*Not for the easily offended so if you think you are going to be offended, dont click the link.

Theres no pictures but its probably NSFW either, really...

[tiga84]

I can't believe they haven't included the Pasedena Steamer.......

[Incorrigible]

the angry dragon

I always thought that was the MIL

[JagLover]

Lets just say you wouldn't try most of them with your wife-unless you want your balls cut off.

[UKBob]

The Website Said said:

9. The Screwnicorn When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

[b17nns]

you never get rid of the smell of a sanchez

[ApexClipper]

b17nns said:

you never get rid of the smell of a sanchez

Ya talkin' from experience here?!

[Harry Flashman]

an 18 year old B17nns walks into a bar, and orders a triple whisky, and necks it. He then orders another, and necks it. A moment passes, and he orders another, and necks it. At this point the barman, curious, asks B17nns what the occasion is.

"My first bl0wj0b" says B17nns.

"Some occasion", says the barman "have another drink, on the house!"

"No thanks" replies B17nns, "if three triple whiskies won't take the taste away, nothing will".

[Incorrigible]

I notice they didn't even mention rodeo style

[406]

Incorrigible said:

I notice they didn't even mention rodeo style

Ah yes, Take other half from behind and tell her she's not as good a sh4g as her Sister / Mother

[pzero64]

I think she posts on here.

[JagLover]

Gazboy said:

Anybody else got a vision of a fat, bald, 44 year old virgin in a christmas jumper typing all that tripe up?

I had a mental image of the girls involved-lets just say you wouldn't take them anywhere near your parents.

[mad driver]

[Hilts]

Couple more..

Ray Bans...Put your stones over her eye sockets while getting head. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

Woody Woodpecker...when she's downtown for lunch repeatedly tap her forehead with your Johnson.

[pstruck]

Uncle Bob said:

...vertical seafood taco...

Not heard that term before!