Net Worth

[john75]

Anone ever tried working out their net worth.

Savings minus Loans and Credit Cards
House Equity minus Mortgage

[vixpy1]

Yep.. but a gentleman does not talk about such things.

[chim_knee]

Yep but in my case, "Net Worth" is an oxymoron...

[BliarOut]

I yam considerably richer than yow
/HarryEnfield

[tvrbob]

Yep I know mine. Unfortunately mine increases by over 250% if I die at work and my wife likes to remind me of that occasionally.

[beano500]

...and if there's even a £0.01 left at the moment you die, it'd be a waste wouldn't it?

[anonymous-user]

vixpy1 said:

Yep.. but a gentleman does not talk about such things.

Quite right.

What I do know is that with his general mismanagement of the economy, raping my pension, huge tax increases and the '97 stock market crash which he exacerbated with his policies, Gordon Brown has probably reduced mine by a few hundred grand at least.

VOTE CONSERVATIVE

[off_again]

unrepentant said:

VOTE CONSERVATIVE

Anyone would think that there is an election coming

[UKBob]

vixpy1 said:

Yep.. but a gentleman does not talk about such things.

Unless he just wants to get his leg over?

[anonymous-user]

UKBob said:

vixpy1 said: Yep.. but a gentleman does not talk about such things. Unless he just wants to get his leg over?

And then he lies.

[race2the redline]

UKBob said:

vixpy1 said: Yep.. but a gentleman does not talk about such things. Unless he just wants to get his leg over?

Expect Vixpy along with a figure any second now then..........

[vixpy1]

race2the redline said:

UKBob said: vixpy1 said: Yep.. but a gentleman does not talk about such things. Unless he just wants to get his leg over? Expect Vixpy along with a figure any second now then..........

[Jinx]

Right so its that plus that minus that minus that minus that minus that minus that minus that minus...........................minus that.

Put it this way even if I get a good price on selling my organs I would still have to work a few years to break even.......

[angusfaldo]

vixpy1 said:

Yep.. but a gentleman does not talk about such things.

That'll be why you've carried on chattering about it then

[JagLover]

angusfaldo said:

vixpy1 said: Yep.. but a gentleman does not talk about such things. That'll be why you've carried on chattering about it then

I would say Vixpy's net worth must be very high-think of all the priceless artifacts he owns.

[kenny320]

JagLover said:

angusfaldo said: vixpy1 said: Yep.. but a gentleman does not talk about such things. That'll be why you've carried on chattering about it then I would say Vixpy's net worth must be very high-think of all the priceless artifacts he owns.

You mean priceless artifacts made of glass? Winged horses for example? I'm sure that'll have the ladies falling at his feet

[fido]

house, 2 cars, 3 guitars, enough cash to last me for 2 years, private parts, personality.
no debt or plastic.

life insurance = sum of all the above (except my private parts)

>> Edited by fido on Wednesday 4th May 13:48