The Lib Dems yomping chant

[nonegreen]

Does anyone sctually vote for these idiots?

Cars are bad and drugs are good
We’ll raise taxes cos we should

The ozone hole has disappeared
No one knows why and we’re feared

Watch our sandals as we run
We’re the liberal party don’t make fun

We hate Blair and Howard too
We read the Guardian cos its pooh

Heroin and crack should be on sale
Speeders they must go to jail

We think rich bastards should all pay
Unless they wear sandals or are gay

Public transport is our goal
Global warmings in our soul

We love Kyoto though its shite
We’ll build windmills to make light

Our economic plan is really great
Last one out please shut the gate

Please feel free to add

[dds1]

Charles Kennedy thinks he's in the hunt

in reality he is an utter

nope, can't think of a word that rhymes.

[JagLover]

That song has a good rhythm to it NoneGreen

[CiderwithCerbie]

nonegreen said:

Does anyone sctually vote for these idiots? Cars are bad and drugs are good We’ll raise taxes cos we should The ozone hole has disappeared No one knows why and we’re feared Watch our sandals as we run We’re the liberal party don’t make fun We hate Blair and Howard too We read the Guardian cos its pooh Heroin and crack should be on sale Speeders they must go to jail We think rich bastards should all pay Unless they wear sandals or are gay Public transport is our goal Global warmings in our soul We love Kyoto though its shite We’ll build windmills to make light Our economic plan is really great Last one out please shut the gate Please feel free to add

Childish and inaccurrate.

Yes I vote for them and so you will find do about a quarter of those who bother to engage in the democratic process today. If you want unfettered freedom without responsibility for the environment or anyone else around you try the nutters in outback Montana, I think you are going to have a miserable day today.

[john75]

When I learned maths at school 20% was not a quarter.

[nonegreen]

CiderwithCerbie said:

nonegreen said: Does anyone sctually vote for these idiots? Cars are bad and drugs are good We’ll raise taxes cos we should The ozone hole has disappeared No one knows why and we’re feared Watch our sandals as we run We’re the liberal party don’t make fun We hate Blair and Howard too We read the Guardian cos its pooh Heroin and crack should be on sale Speeders they must go to jail We think rich bastards should all pay Unless they wear sandals or are gay Public transport is our goal Global warmings in our soul We love Kyoto though its shite We’ll build windmills to make light Our economic plan is really great Last one out please shut the gate Please feel free to add Childish and inaccurrate. Yes I vote for them and so you will find do about a quarter of those who bother to engage in the democratic process today. If you want unfettered freedom without responsibility for the environment or anyone else around you try the nutters in outback Montana, I think you are going to have a miserable day today.

Whats innacurate about it? They have pledged to legalise hard drugs in the most stupid way possible, they are fully paid up sandalists who support the destruction of the environment by stupid environmentalist measures. They have equally pledged to shove up tax for the better off, squander fortunes on public transport and their economic policy spell bankrupt by December. The silly bastards love Kyoto and are generally even more stupid than the other lot

[vixpy1]

john75 said:

When I learned maths at school 20% was not a quarter.

[jimothy]

john75 said:

When I learned maths at school 20% was not a quarter.

At my school, a quarter was £25, an eighth for £15 and £7.50 a 'teenth...