The Ultimate Jealousy

[UKBob]

One of my mates is going to the Kylie gig has backstage passes and is going clubbing with her and the band after the show

After telling me he didnt get me a pass, he asked to borrow my car for a wedding

Would it be acceptable to run him over when I see him next?
Usually happy for peoples good fortune, Im not the jealous type, but under the circumstances...

[AC79xxx]

I think it's bartering time

[UKBob]

AC79xxx said:

I think it's bartering time

He offered me his kids if he wrecked the car...

[Marki]

UKBob said:

AC79xxx said: I think it's bartering time He offered me his kids if he wrecked the car...

Hold out for the Kline Antipodean

[Wildfire]

UKBob said:

AC79xxx said: I think it's bartering time He offered me his kids if he wrecked the car...

That is in no way a fair trade! He gets the car, then wrecks it and passes on the kids enabling him a life free of the extra financial burnden to buy his own Cerbie!!

Kids =



I am not known as friend of the children

[zcacogp]

Wildfire said:

Kids =

Well said that man!

Wildfire said:

I am not known as friend of the children

Neither am I!

Oli.

[Steve-o]

UKBob said:

One of my mates is going to the Kylie gig has backstage passes and is going clubbing with her and the band after the show After telling me he didnt get me a pass, he asked to borrow my car for a wedding Would it be acceptable to run him over when I see him next? Usually happy for peoples good fortune, Im not the jealous type, but under the circumstances...

In relation to the original post, I went to the concert last night.

Ding, dong... Kylie looked utterly, utterly stunning!

She has a rather vast wardrobe of costumes though - she must've changed her kit about a dozen times.

[nervous]

KILL HIM. ALL WILL DIE. ESPECIALLY IF HE TOUCHES MY KYLIE









i love you kylie

[Marki]

Steve-o said:

Ding, dong... Kylie looked utterly, utterly stunning!

i wonder if when shes doing costume changes if she asks a helper if her Bum looks big in this

[anonymous-user]

Steve-o said:

Ding, dong... Kylie looked utterly, utterly stunning!

I'll tell you what though. When you wake up next to her the next morning and her hair's all matted and she hasn't got any slap on and her breath smalls 'cos you had a curry last night and she didn't brush her teeth....................

I had to make my excuses and leave.............

[YarisSi]

What is it with the migit/dwarf/seasonal worker.
She is bit old and not fresh meat. Is it you just like them small so things look big - "look its twice the size of your foot".

Her sister is much better. Maybe I'm just spoilt by university.

[nervous]

TAKE THAT BACK. NOW.



DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE :TANK:

[wedg1e]

YarisSi said:

What is it with the migit/dwarf/seasonal worker. She is bit old and not fresh meat. Is it you just like them small so things look big - "look its twice the size of your foot". Her sister is much better. Maybe I'm just spoilt by university.

Here bloody here. I can't for the life of me see what all the fuss is about. I'd worry about being gay, but then I see Tina O'Brien or that girl from Harry Potter films and I know I'm OK, it's you lot who are weird

[moleamol]

YarisSi said:

What is it with the migit/dwarf/seasonal worker. She is bit old and not fresh meat. Is it you just like them small so things look big - "look its twice the size of your foot". Her sister is much better. Maybe I'm just spoilt by university.

They are both average. I've turned down better looking girls. Kylie's arse is nice but is it real?

[John Lloyd]

ukbob said:

After telling me he didnt get me a pass, he asked to borrow my car for a wedding

I would let him too with a car that colour!!!!

>> Edited by John Lloyd on Friday 6th May 01:39

[maranellouk]

Show any good then? She is over here very soon and we are (mate owns the promo company, after party club and resturaunt) keeping her company during her stay.

Lovely little thing isn't she

MARA