My old man...

[andy400]

...is a dustman, he wears a dustman's cap.

[maxf]

he wears cor-blimey trousers...

[maxf]

and obviously lives in an echoey council flat!

[andy400]

I say, I say. My dustbin's full of toadstools....

[thub]

'Ow do you know that?....

[FHCNICK]

said be a villa fan i said fk off b0ll0cks you're a c

[thub]

Not quite the response I was trying to feed...

[lady topaz]

Cos theres not mushroom inside!!

[Piccy mate]

Just then from out a window
A voice began to wail,
It said "Oi! Where's me tiger's head?"

Piccy mate

[lotuslad]

Rabbit rabbit rabbit!

[Tuna]

maxf said:

he wears cor-blimey trousers...

I went into town the other day - couldn't find cor-blimey trousers anywhere.

what are cor-blimey trousers anyway?

[lee dogg]

FHCNICK said:

said be a villa fan i said fk off b0ll0cks you're a c

Said be a city fan! You cheeky robbing

[lotuslad]

I tried to buy some baggy trousers the other day - most embarassing!

[nervous]

true dat. what he said. only a bit more eloquent. loike wot oi am.

>> Edited by nervous on Thursday 12th May 13:26

[FHCNICK]

lee dogg said:

FHCNICK said: said be a villa fan i said fk off b0ll0cks you're a c Said be a city fan! You cheeky robbing

thats the beauty of the chant its truly universal alhtough west bromwich albion doesn't fit too well bu66er baggies seems to

[dick dastardly]

That's not how it goes...

My old man's a dustman
he wears a dustmans hat
He farted through the letterbox
and paralysed the cat
The tables couldn't take it
the chairs just fell apart
All because my old man
did a supersonic fart

I miss primary school

[_VTEC_]

WTF?!

[Incorrigible]

FHCNICK said:

thats the beauty of the chant its truly universal alhtough west bromwich albion doesn't fit too well bu66er baggies seems to

And for the record, it's Arsenal fan





My Mother came into my room and sucked my tiny Knob

etc

[lotuslad]

Jesus Christ Superstar
Came from Heaven on a Yamaha
Cops were there
He didn't care
He was wearing see-through underwear

[titiany]

lotuslad said:

I tried to buy some baggy trousers the other day - most embarassing!

Stick to the kilt, matey