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Incorrigible

Original Poster:

13,668 posts

290 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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Anyone else seen this

I am speechless

Just fk off and leave us alone

Yertis

19,710 posts

295 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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They've also produced a leaflet advising us how to cope with hot weather, and are producing guidelines on when we should go to bed and how much sleep we should have...

They'll be telling us how to wipe our arse next.

B17NNS

18,506 posts

276 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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bathwatergate

JagLover

46,746 posts

264 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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It is part of a deliberate strategy, to increase dependency on the all-knowing state.

apache

39,731 posts

313 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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Would you take advice from an overweight, sweaty, unpleasant northern ex shop steward who grunts in monosylables and brings out the urge in complete strangers to throw rotten eggs at him?

>> Edited by apache on Tuesday 17th May 10:22

juk

580 posts

280 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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Quisler said:
'Howard Porter, the director of the Thermostatic Mixing Valve Manufacturers Association...'

How many members?


& how much was their contribution to Labour Party Funds?

JMGS4

8,924 posts

299 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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Yertis said:
They'll be telling us how to wipe our arse next.


Hopefully using fatty2Jags abnd bLIARS faces!

maxrider

2,481 posts

265 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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Advert in the Grauniad.... "Bath Water Temperature Regulation Co-ordinators required c£30,000 plus car" - more Labour voters created, more 'investment' in public services, more unemployable to$$ers off the unemployment register, everyone's a winner!

JMGS4

8,924 posts

299 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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Youth Gone Wild said:
There is such a thing as testing the water before you get in.


JMGS4 said:


Yertis said:
They'll be telling us how to wipe our arse next.




Hopefully using fatty2Jags abnd bLIARS faces!



Rather you than me.

Why not faeces on their faces would be an improvement!

GregE240

10,857 posts

296 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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Quisler said:
'Howard Porter, the director of the Thermostatic Mixing Valve Manufacturers Association...'

How many members?
Dunno, moody bunch though, blow hot and cold all the damn time

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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In 2002 Birdbaths killed 3 people in the United Kingdom (source:RoSPA)

Are these the next public menaces to be targetted by a criminally overpaid, over staffed and underworked civil service?

bor

5,143 posts

284 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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Howard Porter said:
excessively hot bathwater caused several hundred injuries each year. "Around 20 children per year die from scalding, and using a mixing valve will eliminate that,"


What's the difficult bit ? Preventable deaths, no disadvantages to users.

Incorrigible

Original Poster:

13,668 posts

290 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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It does make you wonder doesn't it

You should really have an opt out option be able to sign something, to agree to take responsibility for your own actions

mechsympathy

58,602 posts

284 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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The daftest thing with this plan is the problem it presents people who top the bath up mid soak. It needs a small amount of really hot water to do this efficiently and that is simply not going to happen with a thermostatic tap. The obvious solution is to dispatch the wife to the kitchen for a kettle of water which is surely going to increase the risk of scalding

Yet another half-baked government nannying plan

S2rr Kitty

11,876 posts

280 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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Ben - please make all the nasty things, silly rules nanny state and 'specially speed cameras disappear.... you have the power - and you ARE allowed to use your power for GOOD things.....



P.S. I am not bored of this picture yet, oh no, Alex made me do it

Incorrigible

Original Poster:

13,668 posts

290 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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bor said:
What's the difficult bit ? Preventable deaths, no disadvantages to users.

Preventable deaths

20 deaths from scalding, All from getting into too hot a bath yeah right. Taking this to it's logical conclusion you won't be able to buy raw rice, just in case young beligerentstupidbollox might tip the pan over themselves

Dissadvantages

1. Not being able to top up the bath with really hot water to enable a small rise in overall temperature
2. Having to pay for a service you don't want
3. Having to pay for an system update you don't want
4. Having to pay for government officials and inspectors you don't want

If you do want to limit the temperature of the water you can, there's usually a big dial on the boiler and/or hot water tank with "temperature" written on in in large friendly letters

S2rr Kitty

11,876 posts

280 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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What's the big deal honey? 'Abracadabra' usually get's the temperature right in a jiffy!

Incorrigible

Original Poster:

13,668 posts

290 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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S2rr Kitty said:
What's the big deal honey? 'Abracadabra' usually get's the temperature right in a jiffy!
If I could make John Prescott dissappear in a puff of smoke, I would

TheLemming

4,319 posts

294 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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bor said:

Howard Porter said:
excessively hot bathwater caused several hundred injuries each year. "Around 20 children per year die from scalding, and using a mixing valve will eliminate that,"



What's the difficult bit ? Preventable deaths, no disadvantages to users.


Surely this is evolution in action?

A parent putting a baby ito a bath that hot should be locked up for life. What happened to testing it first?

Anyone else getting into their own bath... Dip a toe in first.

If its really hot, put more cold water in.

How difficult is it?

I'm sorry but we cant protect everyone from every single act of their own idiocy.

markh508

80 posts

264 months

Tuesday 17th May 2005
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And about time too, this excellent idea is long overdue

But they're not going far enough... How many people are burned in the kitchen each year? They should make sure kettles and hobs can only boil water to 45C too... and don't get me started on ovens - picking up a hot baking tray doesn't half burn your fingers - a 45C limit on those too please