KOd by vibrating pants
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www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005220835,00.html
A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda — after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.
The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life.
But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.
The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.
Paramedics rushed to help — and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing.
They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
The woman — who has not been named to spare her blushes — made a full recovery but her pride took a knock.
As she left hospital a paramedic handed her back the naughty knickers in a plastic bag.
An Asda spokesman said: “We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already.”
>> Edited by vixpy1 on Wednesday 18th May 13:51
A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda — after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.
The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life.
But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.
The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.
Paramedics rushed to help — and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing.
They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
The woman — who has not been named to spare her blushes — made a full recovery but her pride took a knock.
As she left hospital a paramedic handed her back the naughty knickers in a plastic bag.
An Asda spokesman said: “We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already.”
>> Edited by vixpy1 on Wednesday 18th May 13:51
Especially the last line. Plotloss said:
I know a girl, who whilst shopping in the frozen section in Brackley Tesco's reached up to the Oxo above the fridges and as she did what was previously known as a Ben Waa ball dropped out on the floor due to her commandoness...
Cue dropping of basket and legging it rather quickly
)Plotloss said:
I know a girl, who whilst shopping in the frozen section in Brackley Tesco's reached up to the Oxo above the fridges and as she did what was previously known as a Ben Waa ball dropped out on the floor due to her commandoness...
Cue dropping of basket and legging it rather quickly
Don't worry someone will be along in a moment with an Oxo joke.....
Plotloss said:
I know a girl, who whilst shopping in the frozen section in Brackley Tesco's reached up to the Oxo above the fridges and as she did what was previously known as a Ben Waa ball dropped out on the floor due to her commandoness...
Cue dropping of basket and legging it rather quickly
heard a similar story once about a girl on our college bus.
the bus braked sharpley and everyone turned to see 2 'love eggs' rolling the full length of the isle.
ASDA is full of sexual devients (spelling?). I've been sexually harrassed by young ladies showing me peircings on the tounge suggestively with lollies, telling me naughty things and stroking my hands. Moist breast money, two large older ladies being very naughty when I was handling their new undies and George produce some tasteless, mesh thongs and similar stuff and I look up at the person buying it with there little kids and they are unfortunate looking and old.
YarisSi said:
ASDA is full of sexual deviants (spelling?). I've been sexually harrassed by young ladies showing me peircings on the tounge suggestively with lollies, telling me naughty things and stroking my hands. Moist breast money, two large older ladies being very naughty when I was handling their new undies and George produce some tasteless, mesh thongs and similar stuff and I look up at the person buying it with there little kids and they are unfortunate looking and old.
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