Star Wars is pants...
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Lines from Star Wars that are improved if you substitute the word pants... (sorry if its been done before)
1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We've got to be able to get some reading on the pants up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment sown to retrieve them. See to it personally commander.
5 These pants may not look much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time.
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls eye wamp rats in my pants back home.
11 Tk-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
12 Lock the door, and hope they don't have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was brought aboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gondar.
15 Luke... Help me take these... pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That things operational.
18 Don't worry. Chewie and I have got into pants more heavily guarded than this.
19 Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your Sister!
21 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop there pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
22 yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The empire have taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We've got to be able to get some reading on the pants up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment sown to retrieve them. See to it personally commander.
5 These pants may not look much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time.
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls eye wamp rats in my pants back home.
11 Tk-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
12 Lock the door, and hope they don't have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was brought aboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gondar.
15 Luke... Help me take these... pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That things operational.
18 Don't worry. Chewie and I have got into pants more heavily guarded than this.
19 Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your Sister!
21 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop there pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
22 yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The empire have taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants"
"Your father would have wanted you to have these - they're your father's pants"
"They're no pants, that's a space station"
"It's as if a million pants suddenly cried out in terror, and then were silenced"
And the funniest double-entendre line in Star Wars ever, despite no 'pants' potential:
"It's possible he came in the south entrance"
"Your father would have wanted you to have these - they're your father's pants"
"They're no pants, that's a space station"
"It's as if a million pants suddenly cried out in terror, and then were silenced"
And the funniest double-entendre line in Star Wars ever, despite no 'pants' potential:
"It's possible he came in the south entrance"
Some from the Emperor 
"Rise my pants"
"I can assure you we are quite safe from your pants here."
"Take your pants, strike me down with all your hatred and our journey to the dark side will be complete."
"Your pants are lost and your friends on the sanctury moon will not survive."
"Send the pants to the far side of the moon, there they will wait until called for"
"Im afraid the pants will be quite operational when your friends arrive."
And one from the new one I believe.
"Pants unlimited pants"
"Rise my pants"
"I can assure you we are quite safe from your pants here."
"Take your pants, strike me down with all your hatred and our journey to the dark side will be complete."
"Your pants are lost and your friends on the sanctury moon will not survive."
"Send the pants to the far side of the moon, there they will wait until called for"
"Im afraid the pants will be quite operational when your friends arrive."
And one from the new one I believe.
"Pants unlimited pants"
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