Thongs..

[jimothy]

Imagine this.

You're in a student union club. A person there is wearing a little leopard print thong poking above their jeans.










And its a bloke!

[Mrs Fish]

[vixpy1]

Mrs Fish said:

Not sure you can kick that high Mrs F anymore

[Mrs Fish]

vixpy1 said:

Mrs Fish said: Not sure you can kick that high Mrs F anymore

You would be suprised

[JonRB]

I give the chances of this thread surviving more than an hour without a padlock being roughly as slim as the bit of bum floss that goes up one's crack when wearing the aforementioned garment.

[vixpy1]

JonRB said:

as slim as the bit of bum floss that goes up one's crack when wearing the aforementioned garment.

thought you were walking abit funny at the RR day jon!

[JonRB]

vixpy1 said:

thought you were walking abit funny at the RR day jon!

No, no, I was wearing my BIG PANTS that day. You need big pants to see someone else thrashing your baby.

[bruciebabe]

jimothy said:

Imagine this. You're in a student union club. A person there is wearing a little leopard print thong poking above their jeans. And its a bloke!

So what?
Live and let live.
There are far worse things in the world.

[vixpy1]

bruciebabe said:

jimothy said: Imagine this. You're in a student union club. A person there is wearing a little leopard print thong poking above their jeans. And its a bloke! So what? Live and let live. There are far worse things in the world.

Smoking an BMW's for two

[TeamD]

I don't know, one mention of underwear and look what happens!

[NickD]

bruciebabe said:

So what? Live and let live. There are far worse things in the world.

Sorry, not sure I get this. He didn't say he'd killed the bloke did he? Nor, I think, did he say that it was the worst thing in the world.

[pzero64]

jimothy said:

Imagine this. You're in a student union club. A person there is wearing a little leopard print thong poking above their jeans. And its a bloke!

Come on, it’s you, isn’t it.

[thunderstruck]

bruciebabe said:

There are far worse things in the world.

Do you know, I'm not actually sure that are.

[jimothy]

It was just a comedy moment that made a few of us laugh, and the lady with us cringe. Thought I'd share it to amuse other PH'ers. I didn't take the proverbial out of him to his face, and he seemed happy to dance with the back of his budgie smugglers on show.
Every ones happy.

Some students there were smoking if you'd rather discuss that

[jimothy]

pzero64 said:

jimothy said: Imagine this. You're in a student union club. A person there is wearing a little leopard print thong poking above their jeans. And its a bloke! Come on, it’s you, isn’t it.

Nope, it was Vixpy1...

Cue the famous thong pic, I guess

[Nimarni99]

That thong?! I managed to almost get a picture - but the phone camera was a bit rubbish.

As for smoking students.....ay caramba! I miss that place

[jimothy]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Damn, rumbled!

[bruciebabe]

NickD said:

bruciebabe said: So what? Live and let live. There are far worse things in the world. Sorry, not sure I get this. He didn't say he'd killed the bloke did he? Nor, I think, did he say that it was the worst thing in the world.

Yawn.
Try the following:
Main Entry: met·a·phor
Pronunciation: 'me-t&-"for also -f&r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French metaphore, from Latin metaphora, from Greek, from metapherein to transfer, from meta- + pherein to bear -- more at BEAR
1 : a figure of speech in which a word or phrase literally denoting one kind of object or idea is used in place of another to suggest a likeness or analogy between them (as in drowning in money); broadly : figurative language -- compare SIMILE
2 : an object, activity, or idea treated as a metaphor : SYMBOL 2
- met·a·phor·ic /"me-t&-'for-ik, -'fär-/ or met·a·phor·i·cal /-i-k&l/ adjective
- met·a·phor·i·cal·ly /-i-k(&-)lE/ adverb

[stackmonkey]

jimothy said:

Imagine this. You're in a student union club. A person there is wearing a little leopard print thong poking above their jeans. And its a bloke!

I don't mind the thong (far from it ), but leopard print???? Must have been for a dare.

[Nimarni99]

stackmonkey said:

jimothy said: Imagine this. You're in a student union club. A person there is wearing a little leopard print thong poking above their jeans. And its a bloke! I don't mind the thong (far from it ), but leopard print???? Must have been for a dare.

That was no dare! He looked like he wasnt on this planet..