It's A Beautiful Day!

[Plotloss]

Yes, I know its actually a bit bleak weather wise...

I've just had a truly fantastic meeting with my employers!

The day could not get any better at all. Well, not unless Carmen Elektra and Abi Titmuss call in

Just a little ray of sunshine that I would like to spread to all PH'ers and their families...

It is days like this that truly make life worth living.

Balls to the chavs and the government and the scameras, I've got me family, me sportscar and life is pretty bloody good and I sincerely hope that you all have more days like these than not...

Hurrah!

Onward!

EDIT: Shit, completely forgot the reason for this post in my good mood. Over the last week or so a number of PH'ers have offered words of support and encouragement and sometimes more. You know who you are, I wont embarrass you, all I can say is a massive THANK YOU, life is truly a better place to be thanks to this place.

[emotionends]

>> Edited by Plotloss on Friday 20th May 12:10

[pdV6]

I take it the axe is not going to fall, then?

[JagLover]

Why was it so good?, I thought they were making you redundant?

[Fer]

Good for you Plotloss. I agree today is a good day, my last one unemployed after several months of searching, so the start of something good, I hope.

Good luck with Abi and Carmen!

[chim_knee]

Plotloss said:

Yes, I know its actually a bit bleak weather wise... I've just had a truly fantastic meeting with my employers! The day could not get any better at all. Well, not unless Carmen Elektra and Abi Titmuss call in Just a little ray of sunshine that I would like to spread to all PH'ers and their families... It is days like this that truly make life worth living. Balls to the chavs and the government and the scameras, I've got me family, me sportscar and life is pretty bloody good and I sincerely hope that you all have more days like these than not... Hurrah! Onward!

May I be among the first to see your Hurrah! and raise you a slightly camp woo-hoo!

I'm guessing that the news means you can keep t'sports car... which is all you were really worried about... right?

Good news anyhow. Are you more likely to be able to join the "Top Gear " tour of Amsterdam?!

>> Edited by chim_knee on Friday 20th May 11:34

[BliarOut]

Plotloss said:

Abi Titmuss

Abi's mine

[Plotloss]

Lets just say, if the axe does fall then its going to turn around and end up stuck in a very uncomfortable part of their bodies...

Just brilliant, how to ruin a mood in one easy step

I now just need to find a specialist to assist me in turning the knife.

[stumartin]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Is that 'code' for w*nking? I've heard 'em all now..

[Incorrigible]

Git

You don't deserve it

[chim_knee]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

It'd be very much hands on if she were around mate!

Is anyone else's other half saying things like "she's such a b1tch, she's SO thick" etc. Mine's just stopped short of threatening to "scratch her eyes out".

Still, if she did - I'd have more chance of not being turned down by a blind Ms Titmuss.

[Plotloss]

Fer said:

Good for you Plotloss. I agree today is a good day, my last one unemployed after several months of searching, so the start of something good, I hope.

Excellent news mate, excellent indeed.

Best of luck with the new role.

[pzero64]

chim_knee said:

slightly camp woo-hoo!

You just celebrated your 1,000th post with a camp woo-hoo.

[chim_knee]

pzero64 said:

chim_knee said: slightly camp woo-hoo! You just celebrated your 1,000th post with a camp woo-hoo.

NOOOOOO!

[Racylady]

chim_knee said:

"she's such a b1tch, she's SO thick"

Far from it if last nights program was anything to go by. She's seems to know exactly what she's doing - making sure she keeps the copyright of photo's etc. I'd say she's got her head screwed on and is just playing the system and making as much money as she can in the process - so good on her if you ask me.

[Fer]

Racylady said:

Far from it if last nights program was anything to go by. She's seems to know exactly what she's doing - making sure she keeps the copyright of photo's etc. I'd say she's got her head screwed on and is just playing the system and making as much money as she can in the process - so good on her if you ask me.

I wondered if anyone else watched the program. I agree, she does seem to have a good business head over these things, and even with the "kiss n tell" story, reckoning she earned more from the pics they used, than the bloke got for the story.

Anyone who can manage £3k an hour for a personal appearance, plus expenses, must be on to a good thing, and as she said, she should enjoy it whilst it lasts.

[nervous]

mmmmm... thick.

[chim_knee]

Racylady said:

chim_knee said: "she's such a b1tch, she's SO thick" Far from it if last nights program was anything to go by. She's seems to know exactly what she's doing - making sure she keeps the copyright of photo's etc. I'd say she's got her head screwed on and is just playing the system and making as much money as she can in the process - so good on her if you ask me.

I think it was more because (and I apologise for any inaccuracies - I don't watch the program) apparently Jane(?) Middlemiss fancies Lee Sharpe and Abi did something to make Jane look silly and Lee was fawning all over Abi. Jane walked off all hurt and stuff - Abi was, therefore, being a bitch....

The thick bit... oh "evidence" and the like doesn't come in to it ... me salivating and my distractedness when she's on TV is enough to prove she is "thick"

[chim_knee]

nervous said:

mmmmm... thick.

Steady on Nerv - you're starting to sound like Bedford planning his "visits" in Amsterdam! Next you be saying "mmm Long..." or "mmm Uncut..."

[Plotloss]

You see, its that good a day that I dont even care my thread has been hijacked

[nervous]

a good point well made mate. mental note to self: be less like rascal in every possible way. especially the curly whirly way.