Slow News Day?

[Plotloss]

How exactly is this news?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4565937.stm

If you sent such a vacuuous individual to space dont you run the risk of upsetting some sort of phsyics rules?

[neil.b]

Perhaps he's only just discovered that it exists....

[pzero64]

I wanted to be an astronaut, but later changed it to speedway rider.

[vixpy1]

News?

I've just blown up my Vacumn cleaner

[GregE240]

vixpy1 said:

News? I've just blown up my Vacumn cleaner

Surely "my vaccuum cleaner has just blown up"

Your sentence infers you blew it up, with TNT or something.

Mind you, you're a bit strange Charlie so nothings impossible I s'pose.

Why'd you blow it up then?

[Frik]

vixpy1 said:

News? I've just blown up my Vacumn cleaner

Just what exactly were you doing with it Charlie?

[pzero64]

vixpy1 said:

I've just blown up my Vacumn cleaner

I think you should read the manual.

Darn it. Too slow

>> Edited by pzero64 on Friday 20th May 15:35

[mr_tony]

Frik said:

Just what exactly were you doing with it Charlie?

somehow I think this is likely to become an adult topic....

[Fallon]

With any luck his dopey missus will get shot up into space with him.

Then she can bore alien beings with her futile attempts at a singing/acting/fashion-designing/chat-show-hosting career instead.

[Plotloss]

Fallon said:

With any luck his dopey missus will get shot up into space with him. Then she can bore alien beings with her futile attempts at a singing/acting/fashion-designing/chat-show-hosting career instead.

Lets face it, he could cut out the middle man and just look in one of her ears...

[WingChunDave]

I always thought Beckscum was a bit of a space cadet.

[GregE240]

BBC News article said:

Speaking partly in Spanish and partly through a translator....

Christ I knew his English could be poor, but has it got that bad?

[vixpy1]

Frik said:

vixpy1 said: News? I've just blown up my Vacumn cleaner Just what exactly were you doing with it Charlie?

I was hoovering, then there was lots of noise and a big flash.. lots of smoke, and a really bad smell. Still got concrete dust in it from when i hoovered the dyno cell with it last week.

Now i have pulled the bathroom door off, the towlrail came out of the wall while i was cleaning it.

Cleaning.. really not my thing!

[406]

vixpy1 said:

Now i have pulled the bathroom door off, the towlrail came out of the wall while i was cleaning it. Cleaning.. really not my thing!

Are you sure your names not Frank Spencer

[cotty]

vixpy1 said:

I was hoovering, then there was lots of noise and a big flash.. lots of smoke

Did you get to make a wish

[srebbe64]

David Beckham is considering becoming an astronaut after his football career ends. Hmm?

I think he may have a bit of a problem. The last time I checked, NASA seemed to want to send top scientists who have some element of "cleverness" about their person. I may be wrong, but I don't think that low IQ'd ex-footballers are on NASA's priority list.