What are the essential tools?

[Fluffer Girl]

Required to survive in this jungle?



:D

[Tuna]

A steel steering wheel lock shaped like a baseball bat. Looks cute, and can be used to ward off attackers. Also unsticks knackered starter motors and can be used to hammer in nails.

[nervous]

cheesey snacks.

[simpo two]

An indestructible sense of humour and ability to fend off sex-crazed male PHers who steer unerringly for anyone with 'chick' or 'girl' in the title.

Welcome

[Incorrigible]

The number of a good takeaway

[Fluffer Girl]

Thanks for the welcome....

Can we change user names after registering? I may have to alter mine to Girl Fluffer Girl - I'll get double shares then

I've sent one of my boys out for cheesy snacks

[chim_knee]

simpo two said:

...ability to fend off sex-crazed male PHers who steer unerringly for anyone with 'chick' or 'girl' in the title.

... though, that wouldn't be why they choose that kind of name... now would it!

[AC79xxx]

The necessary skills on how to use an acetylene welding kit.

Welcome

[wizzpig]

Rhinoceros skin cream

[nervous]

chim-chim-er-knee-chim-chim-cher-roo said:

though, that wouldn't be why they choose that kind of name... now would it!

hey, works on me. everytime


Welcome Fluffy, hope you enjoy your stay. theres fresh towels on the side, a bible in the drawer and all the crisps you can eat downstairs on the bar. but, the heating goes off at 9 so you might wanna get a slightly bigger outfit

















shaddup chim, im happy being obvious

>> Edited by nervous on Thursday 26th May 15:16

[jimothy]

An interest in trying new culinary experiences in top floor restraunts...
An interest in glass animals...

[jeremyc]

An appreciation of crystal equine offerings might be needed before too long.

Welcome!

And you're going to have to talk about cars and driving at some point.

[TheLemming]

jimothy said:

An interest in trying new culinary experiences in top floor restraunts... An interest in glass animals...

And these are two of many in-jokes your going to have to get used to :P

[Fluffer Girl]

wizzpig said:

Rhinoceros skin cream

Sounds interesting......... does it give you the horn??

[Fluffer Girl]

Glass Animals!

Don't tell me I've stumbled into the Swarovsky collectors club?... ewwww how common!

[love machine]

I put it to you that you are a male pistonheader in disguise as a cynical point proving exercise. We know that all men are dogs and I am one of the bigger more good looking ones.

[bruciebabe]

Fluffer Girl said:

Required to survive in this jungle?

Just relax and enjoy it.
Sticks and stones etc.

[FHCNICK]

simpo two said:

An indestructible sense of humour and ability to fend off sex-crazed male PHers who steer unerringly for anyone with 'chick' or 'girl' in the title. Welcome

especially with a profile like yours fluffer girl and yes alot of us shallow blokes will be checking out your profile

big welcome

[yertis]

love machine said:

I put it to you that you are a male pistonheader in disguise as a cynical point proving exercise.

I concur.

[Chim Girl]

Fluffer Girl said:

Required to survive in this jungle?

Being able to spell the name of your car is a good start.

Welcome BTW