PistonHeads ID's: NO MORE FAKE MEMBERS!
PistonHeads ID's: NO MORE FAKE MEMBERS!
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ErnestM

Original Poster:

11,621 posts

296 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Right...

After the quick meeting (and beer and pie extravaganza) that the Mods just had, we have come up with a plan that we have stolen from HM government.

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL OF THESE FAKE USERS AND DOUBLE AND SOMETIMES TRIPLE IDENTITIES.

We hope that everyone will understand. It's all for the good of the children. Right Brian?

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towit: Each member shall be issued an ID card and will be subject to a retinal scan of thier right eye (or is that left eye? wait, maybe it was a thumbprint? whatever.) prior to logging on.

We've used modern holographic techniques to prevent copying and the surface of the card is impervious to beer stains and the odd optimax spillage.

We have issued the first two ID cards, and thought everyone would like to see what to look out for in the mail...

[pic]http://www.espritv8.com/images/temp/phid.jpg[/pic]
[pic]http://www.espritv8.com/images/temp/phid2.jpg[/pic]


Cheers
:D :beer:
ErnestM
(one of the mods making the website safe from terroristic trolls)


[small]PS: sorry Mungo, your picture was the perfect size. PWIG - you where just an easy target[/small]

deckster

9,631 posts

284 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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PMSL...that's fantastic


Chim Girl

6,268 posts

288 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Rude Girl

6,937 posts

288 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Brilliant!

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Can i have 2 please


Can i have 2 please

zaktoo

1,401 posts

269 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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wizzpig

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257 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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pwigs' ID badge said:
Bedybye@ 6pm

Brilliant!

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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genius

Trooper2

6,676 posts

260 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Brian the Yank, Pastor, Pirate will be crushed!

Good move however.

Cyberhuss

923 posts

264 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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That is pretty good!

GKP

15,099 posts

270 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Yeah, that's ok. I don't mind having one of those...as long as it's not going to cost me £93!!

ErnestM

Original Poster:

11,621 posts

296 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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GKP said:
Yeah, that's ok. I don't mind having one of those...as long as it's not going to cost me £93!!


Read the small print. The first round at any PH meet would probably cost you more than that...

ErnestM

Mr E

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Thursday 26th May 2005
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GKP

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270 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

277 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Superb. I want one.

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Excellente.

simpo two

92,708 posts

294 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Cool!

Just don't try to charge me £93 for it

flooritforever

861 posts

272 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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Fantastic!

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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No his face has bio-metrially whatever, measured, with a pair of pliers/string, and that laser thingy attachemen from B & Q on a tape measure thingy

Paul.B

3,949 posts

293 months

Thursday 26th May 2005
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How did you make Matt look sooooooo tall?





Paul.B