Clarkson Meets the Neighbours

[V8 Archie]

Mmm... good post.

[lotuslad]

It's not his fault - the site's a bit fecked at the mo

[wizzpig]

I blame open plan gardens

[lotuslad]

I reckon hamster number four is running a little slow.

[MilnerR]

Another handful of rice to the coolies who run the servers methinks.....

[up-the-dubs]

I quite enjoy the anticipation. Will it??? Won't it???

Woo-hoo, It WILL!!!

I love PH. Dammit it won't again. Aw well. Can't be easy trying to please us all!

[lotuslad]

Sooo, Clarkson met his neighbours then. Did they get on? Did he borrow any gardening tools?

[BliarOut]

Have I missed something?

[lotuslad]

Well, the breaking news is that Clarkson has met his neighbours. Details on how they got on will be with us in one hot minute!

[lotuslad]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Fantastic!

[BliarOut]

[towman]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Mr Ubunga is now attempting to buy his stuff back from JC. He has offered £20,000 for a decent hoe, but will get one of his associates to collect it.

[Flat in Fifth]

Mr Clarkson then went next door to borrow something from his neighbour Charles.

Sadly Charles was out and now Mr Clarkson is sleeping on the sofa as Mrs Clarkson overheard part of the conversation when Jezza asked the lady next door if he could have a bit of a go with her Charleys.

[YarisSi]

15 posts great ... ermm ... DOH.

The question was when he goes to France he eats a little tweety. Apparently it is like a bunting and caught in nets and they call it something like autolan. The EU made it illegal because they stick it in a box with no light and feed it on seed for a while so it get fat and then drown it in arnica (Not a bad way to go compared to murdered by a cat).
Anyway anyone tried it?
What is it called?
Anyone tried Cuy/Guniea Pig (sp Sorry)?

>> Edited by YarisSi on Wednesday 1st June 23:32

[BliarOut]

YarisSi said:

15 posts great ... ermm ... DOH. The question was when he goes to France he eats a little tweety. Apparently liek a bunting and caught in nets and they call it something like autolan. The EU made it illegal because they stick it in a box with no light and feed it on seed for a while so it get fat and then drown it in arnica (Not a bad way to go compared to murdered by a cat). Anyway anyone tried it? What is it called? Anyone tried Cuy/Guniea Pig (sp Sorry)?

And more importantly, is it alive or dead in the box?

[apache]

YarisSi said:

15 posts great ... ermm ... DOH. The question was when he goes to France he eats a little tweety. Apparently liek a bunting and caught in nets and they call it something like autolan. The EU made it illegal because they stick it in a box with no light and feed it on seed for a while so it get fat and then drown it in arnica (Not a bad way to go compared to murdered by a cat). Anyway anyone tried it? What is it called? Anyone tried Cuy/Guniea Pig (sp Sorry)?

I'm sorry, you appear to have lost your mind

[towman]

apache said:

YarisSi said: 15 posts great ... ermm ... DOH. The question was when he goes to France he eats a little tweety. Apparently liek a bunting and caught in nets and they call it something like autolan. The EU made it illegal because they stick it in a box with no light and feed it on seed for a while so it get fat and then drown it in arnica (Not a bad way to go compared to murdered by a cat). Anyway anyone tried it? What is it called? Anyone tried Cuy/Guniea Pig (sp Sorry)? I'm sorry, you appear to have lost your mind

Someone stuck it in a box with no light.

[Uriel]

Ortolan I believe.

[YarisSi]

Ahhh great. Thanks for that.

Yes. I lost my mind a while ago. You obviously don't read my comments often. Very wise.

I would like to say sorry for my mistakes before... Sorry

[V8 Archie]

Thanks, YarisSi! This is one of the best threads I've read this year.