I hate shopping

[rooster]

just done my duty by getting the beers in for grumpy!! and I just want to say I HATE SHOPPING, i know I am supposed to love this activity but i don't. I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out with red hot sharp objects than ever, ever have to push a Bl**dy trolley round a supermarket with the great unwashed, and they were!!!
Roosters rant over, can I have a drink now?

[nervous]

no. you have to badmouth either bruciebaby or coldplay before you can sign off any post. i dont make the rules, i just enforce em.

[rooster]

ok coldplay suck, can I have adrink NOW! I deserve one after a day of the Nerv & Bedders show!!

[nervous]

me too. at least you get to get away from me

[rooster]

oh well you can't have everything! I'm off for a nice glass of shiraz with a heavy aussie accent!

[nervous]

in a heavy aussie accent thats prounounced "sheila's"

[rooster]

nervous said:

in a heavy aussie accent thats prounounced "sheila's"

nooo Cheeeeeeraaaaaz! same as ssshaaardonaaaay

[nervous]

struth, ayls, you flamin' galaa.

[mybrainhurts]

Strewth, Bruce...chunder juice.....