are you crumpled or smooth?

[rooster]

Lying in bed this morning contemplating life, the universe and Pie & Piston, wondered why I find smooth crisp cotton sheets smelling of lavender so delightful? Don't do slinky, no grip! So what do other PHer's like? Crumpled or smooth?

[lazyitus]

rooster said:

I find smooth crisp cotton sheets smelling of lavender so delightful?

Try sprinkling Paxo in your bed.

[goo-goo-gjoob]

I can't sleep good unless the bed is made nice. So I guess smooth. But wait, people actually have time to think in bed? I fall asleep when I hit it and jump out to the alarm. Thinking just keeps me awake. Why am I answering this silly queston

[Trooper2]

Who gives a sheet?

[lotuslad]

Duvet really care?

[lotuslad]

Can't...think...of...any...more...bed...related...gags Might be the barrel of lager I consumed last night

[TurboNelly]

Morning fella

How's yer head....board at work yet?

[lazyitus]

Edited because on reflection, the picture was crap.

>> Edited by lazyitus on Friday 3rd June 09:49

[rooster]

lazyitus said:

SCOOP Rooster caught in smooth, lavender smelling bed with Mrs Hulk.

bit x rated for me!

[TurboNelly]

anonymous said:

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If you're going to call me illiterate, could you at least learn to spell it

[rooster]

wizzpig said:

Smooooooooother than baileys being poured over a freshly waxed bakini line....

In that case you'd surely prefer a brazilian

>> Edited by rooster on Friday 3rd June 09:53

[lotuslad]

anonymous said:

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I'll call you worse in a minute!

[wizzpig]

rooster said:

wizzpig said: Smooooooooother than baileys being poured over a freshly waxed bakini line.... In that case you'd surely prefer a brazilian >> Edited by rooster on Friday 3rd June 09:53