Did you know.........

[towman]

In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

Comments please.

Those from "the dark side" will understand! ;)

[philthy]

Well of course it is! How would it excercise?

Phil

[Rooster]

its because lamposts don't have any leaves!

[wizzpig]

Also, In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

I can see a whole array of small prick jokes to follow.

[towman]

wizzpig said:

I can see a whole array of small prick jokes to follow.

No need - Mrs Wizzpig will have told you them all already.


>> Edited by towman on Tuesday 7th June 12:02

[lotuslad]

wizzpig said:

Also, In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

That came up in Trivial Pursuit the other day!

[nervous]

thats nothing: where i come from, its illegal to have sexual relations with a lamp post, tied to a giraffe tied to a porcupine. i ask you, whats left to live for? tsk tsk, well, honestly.

[rude-boy]

nervous said:

thats nothing: where i come from, its illegal to have sexual relations with a lamp post, tied to a giraffe tied to a porcupine. i ask you, whats left to live for? tsk tsk, well, honestly.

Yes but where you come from they seem to have forgotten the bit about not with your sister/brother...

[vixpy1]

rude-boy said:

nervous said: thats nothing: where i come from, its illegal to have sexual relations with a lamp post, tied to a giraffe tied to a porcupine. i ask you, whats left to live for? tsk tsk, well, honestly. Yes but where you come from they seem to have forgotten the bit about not with your sister/brother...

They could never enforce that in Norfolk

[wizzpig]

towman said:

wizzpig said: I can see a whole array of small prick jokes to follow. No need - Mrs Wizzpig will have told you them all already. >> Edited by towman on Tuesday 7th June 12:02

Don't forget though, Mrs wizzpig found me wondering round the neighbours garden fast asleep and butt naked aside for socks covering my 2 feet!

Found some more gems....

"The city of Cottonwood, Arizona banned people from having sex in a vehicle with "flat wheels." If the vehicle with flat wheels is parked, and you're caught making love in the front seat, it's a $25 fine. But if you're caught playing around while in the back seat, the fine is doubled."

"No one may have sex while riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle in Norfolk, Virginia, where an old ordinance outlaws anyone from doing so while cruising down a city street."

Many more here.....

www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/sexlaws2.htm

[nervous]

people have sex in norfolk? people have cars in norfolk (side or otherwise)? as always, im the always the last to know. siiigh.

[wizzpig]

I hear those new fangled telemaphone machines will soon be available as well. Modern technology eh

[nervous]

i know, the stuff they can do nowadays.

oh well, back down tut pit i suppose. this cheese wont mine itself.

[wizzpig]

nervous said:

i know, the stuff they can do nowadays. oh well, back down tut pit i suppose. this cheese wont mine itself.

One can only begin to imagine the uses that a quantity of cheese, so large it substantiates mining, could bring to the good folk of Norfolk!?

[nervous]

all part of the service buddy