Only in America.....
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skibum

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1,032 posts

266 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Christ on a crisp

A Florida woman discovered the image of Jesus - on a crisp.

[pic]http://www.ananova.com/images/web/295644.jpg[/pic]

Rosalie Lawson was about to bite into the sour cream and onion potato chip as she watched TV when she suddenly spotted the image.

"I said to myself: "Oh my goodness"," she said. "I showed it to my husband Jerry and he was pretty amazed too."

Deeply religious Mrs Lawson, 55, whose father-in-law the Very Rev. LeRoy Lawson was the first dean of St Petersburg Cathedral in their home town, is now pondering what to do with it.

"It's sitting in a jar in the kitchen while we decide," she said. "We may sell it - I'm not really sure."

Six months ago another Florida woman who discovered an image of the Virgin Mary on her toasted cheese sandwich sold it for £15,000 on eBay.



zaktoo

1,401 posts

269 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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People who sell lame shit on ebay should be crucified...

:getsmecoat:

Selmer

2,760 posts

271 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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They must have the pics mixed up because I can only see the star of that classic B-movie, 'The Blob' on that crisp.
Looking forward to seeing Jesus though.

FourWheelDrift

92,266 posts

313 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Isn't it an image of the mask wearing knife murderer from "Scream"?

Trooper2

6,676 posts

260 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Jesus? It looks more like Lovemachine




Where's his surf board?

Raify

6,556 posts

277 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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This sort of thing cracks me up! Do they think the almighty is up there, worried about the dwindling faith of the common man, so he comes up with a plan:

"I know! in order to prove my existence beyond any reasonable doubt, I shall put my / my son's image onto a crisp, or a tortilla. That should do the trick!"

mechsympathy

58,622 posts

284 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Jesus?? More like



Raify

6,556 posts

277 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Actually, it looks rather like a pig's snout seen from below. Maybe it was the last thing the potato saw before it was needlessly murdered!

southpaw

635 posts

258 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Another "only in america":

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Selmer said:
They must have the pics mixed up because I can only see the star of that classic B-movie, 'The Blob' on that crisp.


Steve McQueen?

Trooper2

6,676 posts

260 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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southpaw said:
Another "only in america":



Southpaw America should be capitalized as it is a proper place name......


Don't chew gum and type at the same time



minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Trooper2 said:

southpaw said:
Another "only in america":




Southpaw America should be capitalized as it is a proper place name......


Don't chew gum and type at the same time





southpaw

635 posts

258 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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minimax said:

Trooper2 said:


southpaw said:
Another "only in america":





Southpaw America should be capitalized as it is a proper place name......


Don't chew gum and type at the same time








You





bedford rascal=

JonRB

80,029 posts

301 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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southpaw said:
Another "only in america":


"You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed".

Holy thrappage, Batman! That's enough to keep even your average 15 year-old off the salami.

>> Edited by JonRB on Thursday 9th June 15:08

richardthestag

1,406 posts

262 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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southpaw said:
Another "only in america":


Now if only this stuff was about when I was 15 could have saved me some serious friction burns

Your container load has just arrived at Southampton Southpaw!!

skibum

Original Poster:

1,032 posts

266 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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On a similar note to the chewing gum, how about this product:-




Breath Spray - Instant Gay Accent
Our patented extreme voice enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's. Note this is a mint breath spray. Squirting THIS in your mouth will not make you gay.

southpaw

635 posts

258 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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Do you lot have nothing better to do but follow me round threads taking the piss?

Havn't you all got jobs to go to and work to finish?

skibum

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1,032 posts

266 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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sorry mate - wasnt meant as a dig at you - just found it and thought it was generally funny!

and no, no work to do and nothing to finish. Still, I'll be tied to the desk until 5pm and then razzing home with the tunes turned up!!

Trooper2

6,676 posts

260 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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southpaw said:
Do you lot have nothing better to do but follow me round threads taking the piss?

Havn't you all got jobs to go to and work to finish?


Hey Southpaw I don't think anyone is following you around but opportunities keep presenting themselves.

My posts were definatly for humor and not a personal attack on you. Try your best to not get suckered into name calling on forums if you can though, as you tend to lose a lot of respect from the masses, especially if your younger.

Cheer up lad, some days are just like this, I know I have my share!

cotty

42,224 posts

313 months

Thursday 9th June 2005
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anonymous said:
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You have upset BR, you havent been ringing him after 11pm have you