Ken Livingstone to sell snake oil?
Ken Livingstone to sell snake oil?
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turbobloke

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117,155 posts

289 months

Friday 10th June 2005
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At this week's Mayoral press call, Kengestion Livingdrone moaned about Adders being nearly extinct in central London. No not arithmeticians but hissing sids. He's minded to translocate these poisonous snakes into the City from outside the M25.

Brilliant! Not only do Londoners have more chance of being killed in a road accident these days (no thanks to to Labour policies) and more chance of being killed by a gun (no thanks to Labour policies), he now wants them to be killed by a f:censored:g snakebite!

:nuts:

Obviously there are no serious problems facing Londoners - street crime is under control, the kengestion charge isn't going up in July, council tax is zero and the buses and tube are reliable and cheaper than ever. I reckon he should quit and sell snake oil but maybe you have a better idea.

judas

6,235 posts

288 months

Friday 10th June 2005
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Awww, leave the poor bloke alone - he just want the company of fellow reptiles...

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Friday 10th June 2005
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David Icke was right!

simpo two

92,708 posts

294 months

Friday 10th June 2005
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And then someone will get bitten and sue him. Genius.