caption competition (parking by Lois)

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[pic]http://www.funky.co.uk/useralbums/n1op6upb25.jpg[/pic]

[Lois]

"What skill and precision"

[alexkp]

Oh dear Lois....may I just remind you of your comment to me on the Stig thread in General Gassing earlier today?

"And you obviously haven't seen my reverse parking! I'm the master of reversing into tight bays without scratching a thing, even have to do some where the bay swings around the back of a gate."

I have rarely seen someone so hoist by their own petard.

[GasBlaster]

Ford's New Extra Large Size Fiesta

[grahamdance]

My friend and I used to spot all of the crap parking on the side of the road between out house and uni.

Lois, that's the second best I've seen, beaten only by a Fiesta whose wheels were off the road with the sidewalls wedged against the curbstone.

You've beaten the Fiat(?) parked in front of you anyway!

[Lois]

anonymous said:

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And have you not seen that that IS NOT reverse bay parking!

>> Edited by Lois on Wednesday 15th June 23:33

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anonymous said:

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It was deliberate you plonker


Arn't you in viz?

[zoe22]

Beautiful parking, only ever copied by the Pissat in front

[wizzpig]

Neighbours submit plans to council for Lois's private parking space.....

[Lois]

Again another failure to notice the difference between paralell and bay parking...my god men are thicker than I had them down for!!

[srebbe64]

Winner of the best ladies parking competition.

[wedg1e]

"Fkit", said Lois, "I'll shift it once I've had a dump"

[alexkp]

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[CB-Dave]

there's a car in that picture???

[phatgixer]

Ancient salacious publisher Paul Raymond had to explain more clearly his missive to his models "Girls in Fiesta, practice your mounting technique for the next magazine please"

[nervous]

the white house crouched down as low as it could, but it was pretty sure it had been seen.

[up-the-dubs]

nervous said:

the white house crouched down as low as it could, but it was pretty sure it had been seen.

Brilliant buddy, Brilliant.

[up-the-dubs]

Is that not the worst parked road ever? Lois's, the Passat in front, the light blue (Micra) further down and the berk right at the end in the wine car who did'nt really try at all!

[nervous]

thanks UTD, hope you are well matey

[Lois]

up-the-dubs said:

Is that not the worst parked road ever? Lois's, the Passat in front, the light blue (Micra) further down and the berk right at the end in the wine car who did'nt really try at all!

Didn't have much to work with and guess who parked the pissant infront?!